Posted By:
Gilbert MainesBarry, don't go expanding your reign.
You see: It is Gil who is the center of the Universe.
In the cosmos, You clearly deserve to be awarded NYC and more.
Edited to add:
Since I to am considerably technologically challenged here, Barry; let me add this experiment. I think that the formula for the smiley emotocon is as follows:
COLON, CLOSE PARENTHESIS
No space between them.
Lets try 
Edited to add: WOW, it worked! Now we know. Try it!
Being bolstered by this success, please allow me the following range of emoticons:
Unhappy formula = COLON, OPEN PARENTHESIS
Joke formula = SEMICOLON, CLOSE PARENTHESIS
If this is correct - who knows others?