Cards are like women

[mrreality68]

Originally Posted by Carter08

I spend way too much money on both for a pretty bad ROI from both.

Women tend to be more expensive especially if you have the joy of going thru a Divorce

[irishdenny]

They can be Extremely Hypnotic

[JustinD]

Originally Posted by mrreality68

Women tend to be more expensive especially if you have the joy of going thru a Divorce

Or if you are lucky like some of us...a couple.

[hcv123]

Originally Posted by JustinD

Or if you are lucky like some of us...a couple.

My ex made me choose between her and my cards - I said sorry honey, I know the cards longer and these days get more pleasure from them than you

[brianp-beme]

Women are like cards because they are both made of cardboard. Then again, men are like cards because they are also made of cardboard.

Women and men must be made of cardboard because you cannot see light through them when you hold them up to a lamp.

Brian

[Vintagedeputy]

I tried to put a woman in the spokes of my bike once.

She made a horrendous sound that DID NOT sound like a motorcycle.

Lesson learned.

[Lobo Aullando]

Sir, who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Originally Posted by brianp-beme

Women are like cards because they are both made of cardboard. Then again, men are like cards because they are also made of cardboard.

Women and men must be made of cardboard because you cannot see light through them when you hold them up to a lamp.

Brian

[Exhibitman]

Originally Posted by Lobo Aullando

Sir, who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

She turned me into a newt!

I got better...

[Econteachert205]

Beautiful in all shapes, colors and sizes.