Cards are like women
 

Spend a lot of time thinking about the ones that you let go too early or never made a move on. And then years later you look them up and inevitably they look great.

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They are harder to sell than cards.

I spend way too much money on both for a pretty bad ROI from both.

It depends on where you are selling your women!
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Might look great at first, but upon closer examination you determine they've been altered...

I dunno....I just looked up that Matty portrait in VG-EX I passed up in 90 and it has 4 kids with two dads and looks completely exasperated. But I am happy for it because it appears to be a on a little jaunt to Tampa, Florida. The "lower back tatoo" got it a "MK" from PSA.

FWIW, I'm still a buyer.

I don't like my cards trimmed.

Me neither but I sure love my women trimmed up. lol

Can women be listed on the B/S/T?

Prewar or Modern, John?

Frank, definitely pre-war, but I might take a chance on vintage pre-1970.

This thread need some Randie Ladies;)

cards of women

Always enjoy any thread where I can post this card

"There's women and money and drugs...and religion, if you can work it in." Sam Kinison.

"To our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet." Groucho

Women tend to be more expensive especially if you have the joy of going thru a Divorce :D

They can be Extremely Hypnotic :)

Or if you are lucky like some of us...a couple.

Fool me once!
 

My ex made me choose between her and my cards - I said sorry honey, I know the cards longer and these days get more pleasure from them than you:D

Women are like cards because they are both made of cardboard. Then again, men are like cards because they are also made of cardboard.

Women and men must be made of cardboard because you cannot see light through them when you hold them up to a lamp.

Brian

I tried to put a woman in the spokes of my bike once.

She made a horrendous sound that DID NOT sound like a motorcycle.

Lesson learned.

"Do you have a wife or girlfriend?"
"No, but I know someone who would be very mad if they heard me say that."

Women are like baseball cards one is not enough, but one is to many

Sir, who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

She turned me into a newt!

I got better...

Beautiful in all shapes, colors and sizes.

I'm hoping nobody enjoys theirs slabbed

This is a topic I know a lot about...wait, uh, nevermind!

This is a sign about spending too much time around cards.

My favorite sets are M114, Jay Publishing, and on the non-sport side, Dixie Premiums. It’s the same with women - I like them in odd sizes!!

You sir…..are truly funny! Your posts make me laugh on a regular basis

Cheers for you!!

Top Ten Reasons Why Cards Are Better Than Women (just don't tell my wife):

10. Cards don't make you watch rom-coms instead of sports shows.

9. You can have multiple cards.

8. If you want to get rid of a card it won't cost you more than the purchase price.

7. Cards don't get pissed when you go to a card show.

6. Cards never want to go dancing.

5. You don't have to remember a card's anniversary.

4. A card you already have doesn't mind if you chase other cards.

3. You can leave a card in the hotel room all day at the National and it will still be there when you get back from the show.

2. Cards get more attractive as they age.

1. Card wrappers come off without a fight.

Thanks, you've been a great audience. Enjoy REO Speedwagon.

Adam........ ^^^ I'm going to give you props over Letterman, as you saved the best for #1. It seemed Letterman always had the best at #2, then #1 was a lame dud.

Better than most if not all letterman too 10’s!!

Do you have an EX priced as a NM?

https://www.qualitycards.com/pictures/1266179008.jpg

https://www.qualitycards.com/pictures/1266179006.jpg

https://qualitycards.com/pictures/1375146051.jpg

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,

Never make a NM woman your wife.

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly woman to marry you.

Any pick-ups made after 2AM might be regretted the next day.

"TELL US" lol
Kinison's best advice ever.

So has anyone ever tried to crack one out for a better grade?

Also, is PWCC or Probstein selling any at exorbitant prices?

Here are some Mutoscope cards that go with the theme.

Here are two signed by the artists Earl Moran and Zoe Mozert:

https://photos.imageevent.com/exhibi...n%20signed.jpg

My Kinda Woman,
and Cardboard.
Best of Both Worlds.

https://www.net54baseball.com/pictur...ictureid=32873

Ben

"I love baseball history backstory; especially when it involves cards."

I prefer post 1980...
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No way! I won't go less than EX-MT!

Adam, great list. I would only add one more: Cards don't care if you have a beer.