Fs: The most expensive overpriced t206 card on ebay, super rare tough blazer.. Wow !

[White Borders]

Originally Posted by broadhurstinc

... every time i recall u makin a public appearance you arrive in ur private jumbojet - forumforce 1 and then get swarmed by women ...

Yeah, right. Leon swarmed by women? Nobody's gonna believe THAT!

Edited to let everyone know this is my last post ... just got a PM from Leon that I'm getting banned for not believing that he get's swarmed by women!

Best Regards,
Cr---

[broadhurstinc]

Originally Posted by White Borders

Yeah, right. Leon swarmed by women? Nobody's gonna believe THAT!

Edited to let everyone know this is my last post ... just got a PM from Leon that I'm getting banned for not believing that he get's swarmed by women!

Best Regards,
Cr---

Hey Leon ! holy shit ! quick turn around and look behind you ! o'bama has both hands in your pockets while he's getting a foot massage from a kinda ugly lookin thai hooker !

OK Now that i have oh so cleverly distracted the great Leon, time is of the essence.. come hither my fellow peasant/forum slaves and type the secret code to access and view the following message below which i have written in the secret invisible forum slave text on ancient self destructing digital papyrus paper so we can keep it on the down/low and fly well below our peasant/forum owners radar to bid farewell to the now banned Craig and at all costs avoid vaporization..

Craig,.
can't say i didn't see that coming, i'll give u this, u got balls man. good thing u didn't get vaporized.. whew.. i'll take a banning over vaporization any day. Where u gettin banned to ? hopefully just the peasant/forum slave dungeon and not the dreaded peasant/forum owners hot & sweaty hard labor factory.. aka "the secret sexy breeding facility" which no man has ever returned from. This is a wild guess but i take it u didn't get the underground peasant/forum slave memo that was goin around forever about just humoring him... pretty sure everyone knows what the dealio is there.. i just can't believe ur not vaporized rite now from that post.. thank goodness.. hopefully it's a dungeon banning u got which ain't so bad.. i break in there a couple nites a week cuz honestly it's the best party in town, some crazy shit goes down there late nite and a good time is had by all thanks to willy's moonshine. u can't miss him, 90 sumthin year old guy who's been chained by the neck to the wall at the end of d block/cave for like 50 years or so. he has two lazy eyes and can't see shit out of either, the biggest buck teeth i have ever seen, and something that appears to be a third testicle growing on the side of his forhead. Even tho he can't see for shit he can sense when someone is staring and he gets all self concious about it, he's pretty cool tho and makes kickass moonshine. I once asked why he was doin time and he started twitchin furiously and then exposed his terrets syndrome. I asked around but no one knows why he's there so don't bother asking unless ur lookin for a cheap laugh.. i nearly pissed myself when he had the terrets fit...

We are all prayin to the forum gods your destiny does not lie within the forsaken walls of the factory. Less is known of the secret sexy breeding facility than is even known of the production of T206's. If your fate is so written, all i can offer in the lines of advice is: if the soap hits the floor just leave it and finish showerin soapless.. it is rumored that when vintage sports cards are horny they don't take no for an answer so please be careful. Hopefully i'll se ya next thursday for happy hour in the dungeon, if so around 2 am i'll disguise my voice to pretend i'm a cop which makes him nervous as hell and then make him give a sobriety test so u can see him try to follow my finger with 2 lazy eyes.. it seriously never gets old.. We will all be waitin on the outside for ya buddy, hang in there !

This ancient digital paprus paper will self destruct in 3.. 2.. 1.. pooofff

[BleedinBlue]

So much for keeping the forum politics free. Must be nice living in a world where you are so damn righteous and history begins in 2009.

[npa589]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm rather sick of seeing all of this on the BST page.

I was ignoring it until it became rather vile, disgusting, and downright pathetic.

Just my worthless 2 cents.

[broadhurstinc]

Originally Posted by npa589

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm rather sick of seeing all of this on the BST page.

I was ignoring it until it became rather vile, disgusting, and downright pathetic.

Just my worthless 2 cents.

Tenor Nate,
wonderful to hear from you again.. sorry i missed your post. it was just a little line between the others cuz i still had you on my block/ignore members list from the last time you posted in a thread of mine. I just unblocked you so i could view your contribution to my new thread here and to my surprise it was just what i was hoping for. I’m a little busy at the moment with my new uninvited friend hurricane irene blowin two trees down at my neighbors house so i have to go fire up the chainsaws & excavator to clear his driveway but as soon as i have a sec I’ll post my sincere apologies for your concerns and express how valuable your opinion is to me. i am very excited and looking forward to it.
Just because I am soo fond of you i will place a rating of PG-13 (some adult content) on the thread title and my initial post as I should have in the beginning to properly warn u and other likeminded sensitive, underage, or underprivileged individuals who may be challenged in the appreciation of any specific or all types of humor.
Stay Dry..

[broadhurstinc]

HEAR YE ! HEAR YE ! let it be known from the greatest of ocean depths to the highest of mountain tops that lie within this great peasant/forum country that some things cannot be explained and there is absolutely nothing wrong with anyone overlooking the obvious and actually taking any portion of this most ridiculous basically meaningless bst thread seriously... It doesn’t make you a bad person or a weenie, it just means you are “special” if you don’t believe me or don't get it still, ask your mom who may be the only one that can tolerate you and she will explain it better over milk and cookies while rubbing your upset tummy.

We will now return you to the regularly scheduled purpose of this thread and reply to posts in the order they were submitted.
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[freakhappy]

This thread is tired...very tired (yawn)