Is anybody else getting bombed by ebay this morning?

[Exhibitman]

Originally Posted by barrysloate

And what about Larry David's portrayal of George Steinbrenner? Too funny.

George : I believe the doors on the bathroom stalls , here at the stadium, don't offer much by way of privacy . But I was thinking if we extend the doors all the way to the floors ......

Mr. . Steinbrenner : All the way to the floor ! What are you crazy ! You'd suffocate in there . Your lucky you have any doors at all . You know when I was in the army ...... Hey Costanza . What's that your eating over there ? It looks pretty tasty .

George : It's a calzone , sir .

Mr. . Steinbrenner : A calzone huh . Pass it down here . Let's have a look at at it . I want a little taste . Come on , come on . Pass it down here . That's a good boy . Okay . What's in this thing ?

George : Uh . Cheese , pepperoni , eggplant .

Mr. . Steinbrenner : Eggplant . Yes . That's a hell of a thing . Okay let's get back to business . Okay here you go . Very good , very good . Excellent. Excellent calzone you got there Costanza . Okay a little jealous now . Okay lets go . Ok last week ....... You know that eggplant was very good. Everybody out. I got eggplant on my mind. Costanza get me couple of those calzones right now . Pronto . Move out . Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone. Must have one . Everybody out . Out .

[barrysloate]

Don't forget that Roger McDowell also had a brief cameo in the faux Kennedy assassination sequence....that was one magic loogie.

How about the celebrity softball game that Jerry and George played in with Bette Midler, and when George was tearing home on his inside-the-park-homer, knocked out catcher Midler, causing her to have to cancel her appearance in Rochelle,Rochelle-the Musical.

Like I said, for those who haven't seen it, it's loaded with baseball.

Steinbrenner: George, I hear you're a Communist. There's a whole untapped reservoir of Cuban talent that I want you to look into...there's a pitcher down there, Rodriguez something, I don't know his name...

[Jay Wolt]

Barry, how can you forget Kramer telling everyone he saw Joe Dimaggio at Dinky Donuts?

[barrysloate]

Yep Jay, another classic. Good call.

[Robextend]

HAHA Dinky Donuts...

He hit like he dunked!!!

[drdduet]

And Kramer pounding the table and yelping to break the Clipper's concentration....

[Robextend]

Originally Posted by barrysloate

There's a whole untapped reservoir of Cuban talent that I want you to look into...there's a pitcher down there, Rodriguez something, I don't know his name...

Thanks Barry, I almost choked on my coffee reading that....

[barrysloate]

Larry David's staccato delivery of a slightly deranged Steinbrenner was funny every time.

I like a good cupcake every once in a while. I like them when they're cream filled...you take a bite and there's a surprise inside....

[Robextend]

Agreed...

"She's a heartbreaker, love taker, ... Heartbreaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free.

[iggyman]

The Abstinence Episode

George: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. (Hits a home run) It's not complicated.

Jeter: Now who are you again?

George: George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.

Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

George: Do you wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna win some ball games?

Jeter: We won the World Series.

George: In six games.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnex...&v=WTwE7xDZkPk

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