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[Robextend]

I've heard this one somewhere before:

If Phil Rizzuto's wife married Joey Cora, what would her name be?

[PolarBear]

Originally Posted by Robextend

I've heard this one somewhere before:

If Phil Rizzuto's wife married Joey Cora, what would her name be?

And if on a French Polynesian Island was watching a classic 1970 war movie, what would she be doing?

[barrysloate]

Cora Cora would be on Bora Bora watching Tora! Tora! Tora!

[FrankWakefield]

Wowah, Wowah, Wowah..... let's go back to those feet and head. Did that head go further or farther?

[Leon]

Not quite the questions I was looking for but very nice indeed. Now here's a good one.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? (hint - there is a definitive answer)

[barrysloate]

If Tuesday Weld married Bobby Orr, divorced him and married Rick Monday, divorced him and married Ray Knight, divorced him and married the actor Frederic March III, her name would be:

Tuesday Orr Monday Knight March III

(I actually heard that one from Tim McCarver).

[barrysloate]

Frank- to me "further" and "farther" are interchangeable, but I believe there is a nuance between them. If you know please share.

Leon- I'll guess the egg.

[Kawika]

It's OK, Frank. Brad got his Ph.D. in Aeronautics Engineering from Wharton.

[barrysloate]

Is that 37.7 feet really true, or is it a joke? I have no idea. If it is true, how do you calculate it?

[PolarBear]

Originally Posted by Leon

Which came first the chicken or the egg? (hint - there is a definitive answer)

God created birds on the 5th day.

[Jim VB]

Wow. If this board turns into Creationism vs. Evolution, I'm out of here.


I already live in Texas where the Board of Education debates it every year.