Our Net54baseball.com infraction system

[Matt]

Originally Posted by nolemmings

while the word verbal might literally mean by the use of words, the term is superfluous when used as it was by Leon. Of course a warning here would be through the use of words, unless he intended that he was sending the offender symbols, gestures, smoke signals, a one-act mime play, etc. Thus, Mirriam-Webster definition #3 for verbal, i.e. "3 : spoken rather than written", applies and was not truly intended by the speaker, making it incorrect, IMHO.

Respectfully,
The Knights Who Say Ni

I'm fairly certain Leon had a spanking in mind so verbal was not superfluous.

You had spankings? Our parents didn't even love us enough to give us spankings; we had to lay on our stomachs with our bare bums exposed for days waiting for a beam to fall form the ceiling!

[Brian Van Horn]

Stop that! Stop that! This has become quite silly! So, in an effort to restore order to this thread, I, the Colonel, must impose some rules. We will have a free association Monty Python auction. To have this auction, we will have a panel of judges:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o76WQzVJ434

If for any reason the judges can not meet, we will have to resort to the Marques of Queensbury rules.

So far in this free association auction we have had one ill tempered rabbit, Venezuelan Beaver Cheese and Four Yorkshire Men. I will keep the bidding going with a lumberjack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xToPCaNxaow

Do we have another bid?

[kkkkandp]

We can't let this thread expire without the Spam sketch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

[BillyCoxDodgers3B]

A paper bag?! Luxury!

[Sean_C]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

I'm not sure which is more apt, the abuse part or the argument part.

[Exhibitman]

I like applesauce

[Brian Van Horn]

Aw, lovely. The free association auction is coming along splendidly. Now, I've noticed that the auction has taken on at points a food perspective with rabbit and spam. Well, if we have a meat course (rabbit), we have to balance it with a course of fish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsfiD78Cy0s