Bud Selig thinking of reinstating Aaron as HR king

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Posted By: marshall barkman

Jim Vb.... you remind of this joke i once heard in regards to three flies. These three flies were in the pasture eating cow **** and they ate the whole pile. The three flies were so full that they could not fly, the oldest fly said to the other two i am going to crawl up that pitchfork and flap my wings as fast as i can and then start flying, he crawled up the pitchfork got to the handle and jumped off flapping as fast as he could and he got about ten feet out and nosedived splat to his death. The other fly looked at the youngest and said well he was to old but i bet i can make it so watch me crawl up that pitchfork and fly away, he crawled up the pitchfork and got to the handle and wooosh off he flew, about 25 feet he took a nosedive and splat he died. The youngest fly looked and thought well he almost made it and i am the youngest so i think if i flap real fast i can make it. He crawled up the pitchfork and got to the handle and woosh off he went, about 35 feet later he nosedived and crashed to his death. The moral of the story Jim Vb is that when you are full of **** do not fly off the handle.