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Posted By: Kevin Cummings

OK, I know this should be on the memorabilia forum or some other blog, but....

In the future a division of GAI (Galactic Authentication, Inc. - BTW they are closed on Mondays) will have perfected the process by which pieces of a player's actual body parts can be incorporated into trading cards along with uniform swatches, bat shards, glove trimmings and other player relevant paraphenalia. Having the forethought to have cryogenically preserved some of Barry Bonds DNA, Universal Nosebleed Seats (nee Upper Deck) will be offering chase cards with samples of his chemically enhanced noggin and pieces of the needles he claimed not to have used decades earlier.