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Posted By: MikeU

Using some generalizations:

1. Football fans are less sophisticated than baseball fans.
2. With sophistication, there is a tendency for higher education.
3. With higher education, there is a thirst for knowledge.
4. A thirst of knowledge transends into a collection with meaning.

This is the route of a baseball fan. A football fan takes a slightly different route.

1. With less sophistication, education is not as important.
2. With less education, a thirst of knowledge is not important.
3. Without a thirst of knowledge, simple and repeated behaviors become important.
4. Simple behavior includes:

A. Buying Michigan Wolverine shirt and hat at WalMart and wearing it 7 days a week.
B. Posting Michigan Wolverine stickers all over your 4-Wheel Truck above the shoot them all and let god sort them out and mustache rides for free stickers.
C. Telling every single Ohio State Buckeye fan how ignorant and stupid the people are at Ohio State.
D. All of this without the Wolverine fan having ever set foot in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

That is it in an nutshell. It is not a theorum. It is a law.