Will Mr. Mint save Beckett?

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Posted By: warshawlaw

He looks like a d**k with ears. He could wear a turtle neck and pose as roll-on deodorant. He should put a hat on before someone ***** him off. If I had a dog that looked like that I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards. He's so ugly the doctor flipped him over and said "twins!". I've seen a better head on beer. I've seen a better face on an iodine bottle. He's so ugly that even ugly people look and him and say "damn, he's ugly". He's so ugly that flowers close up when he approaches. He's so ugly that he has to put two bags over his own head to masturbate. He's so ugly that if he was having dinner with Andy Etchebarren, Moe Drabowski, Don Mossi and Yogi Berra, the waiters would be asking themselves who is the ugly guy with the ballplayers.

I could go on and on with this.