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Posted By: Gary B.

My favorite part of this e-mail, besides the description, which reads as the biggest run-on sentence I've eve seen in my life, is how he seems to cover ALL the bases here - like he's read the book on ebay scamming and wants to make sure not to miss anything:

I WILL START BY SAYING I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BASEBALL CARDS

I CAN TELL YOU THAT I'VE BEEN ALL OVER AND CAN'T GET A STRAIT ANSWER ON THIS CARD.

AND IS NOT GRADED I CAN NOT GRANTEE AUTHINCITY.

I WILL ONLY EXCEPT ONLY MONEY ORDERS OR CASHIERS CHECK. (to his defense, he later added paypal as an option)

PLEASE I CANNOT ANSWER ANY MORE QUESTIONS THAN I HAVE STATED.

All sale are final.

I will not meet anyone for my safety as well as yours.

Also have tried to get bigger scan but can't figure out how if may scanner even would. my digital camera is even worse.

also haven't returned e-mails because some seem to be crazy to say the least. And safety has become an issue.

The last one is my favorite. He can't answer e-mails because some people seem to be crzy to say the least, and saftey has become an issue. That's a new one. I know people who've been seriously hurt or even killed via e-mail myself, so I understand his concern. God knows how he's going to get payment on this once the auction is over, since he can't communicate by e-mail or in person, since obviously, saftey is an issue.