Genuine question, what is with the National staying in Chicago

[JollyElm]

These 'Collectorisms' were based on people's reactions to one of the recent Nationals:


1027. The Stench of a Thousand Buffalo (loosely translated Ojibwe)
The hot, putrid and stifling air quality inside of a poorly ventilated show venue.

See also: ”Air Conditioning, Air Conditioning, Air Conditioning” - an adage expressing the three most important factors in determining where to hold a large card collectors convention.

See also: Breaksweatus Operandi (BO) (Lat.) - the unchanging, odiferous mode of slobs who never think of taking their fellow showgoers into account as they once again leave their deodorant sticks back home and unused.

See also: Smellpox - the rancid haze that envelops and infects you as you stand tightly crammed in around the dealer tables.

See also: Tactfoulness - the purposeful use of your malodorous ‘fragrance’ to make people scatter and free up space around you, so you have more room at the tables to comfortably operate in.

See also: Flop Sweat Equity - although you regret your stink is affecting people, you know the gamey odors emanating from your body were earned honestly through your hard work in the card show trenches.

[commishbob]

[QUOTE=JollyElm;2498813]
Smellpox - /QUOTE]

I giggled like a third grader at this.

[JollyElm]

[QUOTE=commishbob;2499136]

Originally Posted by JollyElm

Smellpox /QUOTE]

I giggled like a third grader at this.

That's EXACTLY what you are supposed to do!