Net54baseball - 2024 National Sports Collectors Convention Media Partner

[JollyElm]

Beauty Contest

• We each wear a hat of our favorite team (to cover the baldness) and smile for the camera. Headshots only, so there's no overflowing, greatly expanding belly taking up a good 80% of the shot.

• Everyone's wives/girlfriends/whatevers then cast a vote for who(m) they think is the Hottest Net54er.* These ladies, of course, cannot vote for the absolute mess of humanity they call their own.

• The three highest vote getters then move on to the Swimsuit Competition (details to be worked out later).


And to raise money, perhaps Leon can design a 'Hottest Posters of Net54' calendar from the photographs to sell to all of the wanton, horny females out there looking for the cardboard men of their dreams?? Definitely heaps of cash to be made there.




*It's sad that in 2024 we are still judging every man based solely on his looks. SMH.