A New Rule Must be Instituted for All New Pick-Ups Threads!!

[jingram058]

Originally Posted by JollyElm

***WARNING: Facetiousness Alert!!!!***



Let me start with this...

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Unless you are not human, how is it possible to open up ANY new pick-ups thread and not be completely jealous and blown away by all of the gorgeous items there???? After all, no one is posting Bud Daley and Al Jackson commons in the hopes of getting pats on the back.
Nope. Every new post in these threads is made for the express purpose of impressing and dazzling everyone else.

What can be done to assuage the envy that takes years off of each and every collector's life???


Here's the solution:
For now on, if you choose to post something in any new pick-ups thread, you MUST include exactly what you paid for each item posted.*

The end result would be a welcome relief, and look something like this:

• BEFORE 'prices paid' was mandatory:
"Holy hell!!!!!!!! Look at that incredible haul of Mantles, Clementes and all of those short print high numbers!!!!!! I wanna cry. My life sucks...and I'm sure my wife doesn't even love me anymore.** I need a nap."

• AFTER 'prices paid' was made mandatory:
"Holy hell!!!!!!!! Look at that incredible haul of Mantles, Clementes and all of those short print high numbers!!!!!! Wait, he paid almost two times as much as I could've gotten the same cards for at my LCS????? What a joke!!!! Holy crap, what a schmuck!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!"


It's a start.



*Perhaps receipts or links to ended auctions woud be required? We can suss all of that out later.
** Ha!! Like she ever did!

Allow me to say "My Cards" is about 10 times prettier (eye appeal, daddy o) than "New Pickups Thread". Just sayin'...

[JollyElm]

Originally Posted by jingram058

Allow me to say "My Cards" is about 10 times prettier (eye appeal, daddy o) than "New Pickups Thread". Just sayin'...

She certainly gets wrongfully overlooked in those memes. Lose the scowl and she's quite fetching, methinks, too.

[todeen]

Originally Posted by jingram058

Allow me to say "My Cards" is about 10 times prettier (eye appeal, daddy o) than "New Pickups Thread". Just sayin'...

Originally Posted by JollyElm

She certainly gets wrongfully overlooked in those memes. Lose the scowl and she's quite fetching, methinks, too.

I always look at this meme and think, "Isn't that the same lady?" But I understand. My wife hits me too when I tell her I like the vintage her better than the current her.

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