Nothing aggravates me more than when fans say

[mrreality68]

How about it’s a kids game I would play for free

[D. Bergin]

Originally Posted by mrreality68

How about it’s a kids game I would play for free

HaHa, so would I, but nobody's going to pay a nickel to watch ME play...so by proxy, I would HAVE to play for free.

Every time I play corn hole at a picnic, I don't wonder why I'm doing this for free...though maybe I should, because it's usually pretty funny and entertaining for all involved.

[BobbyStrawberry]

"The best ability is availability."

If that's true, how come the creepy unemployed guy down the street from me doesn't play major league baseball?

[Mark17]

A pitcher gives up a home run, or a goalie lets an easy shot get past him:

"He wishes he could have that one back..."

[Snapolit1]

Originally Posted by mrreality68

How about it’s a kids game I would play for free

God do I hate that. Sure they would play for free. We’ll have at it buddy. Quit you’re job at the company and play all day for free. Sounds like a good plan.

[D. Bergin]

Another one from the boxing fan perspective. Don't hear it as much anymore...but back in the day I sure did.

"Give me a million bucks and I'll get in the ring with Mike Tyson".

The conceit here is that you'll gladly take a beating and a possible hospital visit from "Iron Mike" (or any other top boxer), if it will get you a payday.

Problem is, nobody wants to see Mike Tyson knock your stiff ass out.

Now if you want to get in the ring with Butterbean, maybe some promoter will dig up $1500 bucks or so, so a bloodthirsty crowd can see you get your nose bone pushed into the back of your skull by a big, big man.