Net54 speak translation / what it means really

[Gorditadogg]

"Dead centered, snowy white borders, razor-sharp corners."

If the pics could only match the description.

[HobokenJon]

“Authenticated Autograph” (on a 112-year-old T206 card where it’s already been documented by the photo-matching fraud sleuths to be fake, and nobody knows what the guy’s real autograph looked like)

“Fresh From Vending Box” (grossly off-center, miscut, four dinged corners, photo resolution problems, snowy picture and a large print spot on the player’s crotch.)

“Pack Fresh” (see above, plus wax stains)

“New Holder - Fresh From PSA” (graded a 9 in 1998, reholdered in 2022, would get a 6 if cracked out today and resubmitted)

“Authentic” (restored by card doctor with intent to deceive)

“F. Scott Fitzgerald back stamp” (come on, who the hell knows?)

[bbcard1]

"Selling at my cost" means "I bought at the top of the Covid bubble."

[Casey2296]

Haha! Can't disagree with the comments here, but let's not lose sight of the buyer excuses when there's a rare card they need for their collection. Y'all turn into a bunch of vapid whores.

[UKCardGuy]

Originally Posted by Casey2296

Y'all turn into a bunch of vapid whores.

LOL. Great turn of phrase.

[ALBB]

very amusing posts here...and very true !