Ebay seller scam story-Paul Slapnicker Pauld49 BEWARE

[bass37]

The guy has a perfect ebay record. You are confused. Noone is perfect.

[JollyElm]

Let me help Mr. Slaphappy out, so he can see what the rest of us do...

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[G1911]

How does he still not notice? 30 IQ moves here.

[ullmandds]

Jimmy likes elaine.

[JollyElm]

It's no surprise that, in English slang, to "nick" something (as in Slapnicker) is to steal.

Fraud
The illicit senses of 'nick' start in the later 16th century in reference to what was later 'chiseling': cheating or defrauding debtors and the poor for one's own benefit (sense III.15.a).

"How doth he nick the debter now by hault exacting wayes."

[Mark17]

Originally Posted by JollyElm

It's no surprise that, in English slang, to "nick" something (as in Slapnicker) is to steal.

Fraud
The illicit senses of 'nick' start in the later 16th century in reference to what was later 'chiseling': cheating or defrauding debtors and the poor for one's own benefit (sense III.15.a).

"How doth he nick the debter now by hault exacting wayes."

And I thought the name had to do with other inappropriate behavior:

knick·ers (nĭk′ərz)
pl.n.
1.
a. Long bloomers formerly worn as underwear by women and girls.
b. Chiefly British Panties.
2. Full breeches gathered and banded just below the knee.
[Short for knickerbockers.]

Slapping such might result in receiving a slap in return.

[brianp-beme]

Originally Posted by JollyElm

Let me help Mr. Slaphappy out, so he can see what the rest of us do...

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bass37 (p@ul slap.nicker) is obviously not this Paul Slapnicker character. For one thing, the 'p' and 's' are not capitalized. And there is an '@' symbol instead of an 'a', and a period is between the 'slap' and the 'nicker'.

Thus in conclusion, two different people who have somewhat similar (but when closely examined, not really) names.

Brian

[JollyElm]

Originally Posted by brianp-beme

bass37 (p@ul slap.nicker) is obviously not this Paul Slapnicker character. For one thing, the 'p' and 's' are not capitalized. And there is an '@' symbol instead of an 'a', and a period is between the 'slap' and the 'nicker'.

Thus in conclusion, two different people who have somewhat similar (but when closely examined, not really) names.

Brian

What's the over/under for the number of members who don't pick up on your facetiousness?

[earlywynnfan]

Danny Noone wasn't perfect, but he made the final putt thanks to a gopher

[ALR-bishop]

Originally Posted by earlywynnfan

Danny Noone wasn't perfect, but he made the final putt thanks to a gopher

And played ball under an alias

[brianp-beme]

Originally Posted by JollyElm

What's the over/under for the number of members who don't pick up on your facetiousness?

Including, it seems, the perp himself.

Brian

[BillyCoxDodgers3B]

Anyone for some Steak n' Chop?

[G1911]

I can’t think of a PC way to describe the immensity of this man’s stupidity. It’s been pointed out directly several times, even with screenshots, and he doesn’t get it. Classic

[Tabe]

Originally Posted by bass37

The guy has a perfect ebay record. You are confused. Noone is perfect.

I don't know who "Noone" is but I'm pretty certain he or she is not perfect.