The weird &*$#! That runs through my head...

[RedsFan1941]

why did the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

[cardinalcollector]

How do you throw away a trash can?

[1952boyntoncollector]

why cant punters wait to get tackled and while falling to ground on angle kick the ball one yard by barely touching ball.....since the ball wasnt blocked isnt that roughing the kicker..

[steve B]

Originally Posted by 1952boyntoncollector

why cant punters wait to get tackled and while falling to ground on angle kick the ball one yard by barely touching ball.....since the ball wasnt blocked isnt that roughing the kicker..

Other than that the next time it most certainly WILL be roughing the kicker...


That's brilliant!


There must be some finer point of the rule.

[1952boyntoncollector]

Originally Posted by steve B

Other than that the next time it most certainly WILL be roughing the kicker...


That's brilliant!


There must be some finer point of the rule.

i was wondering if you could even kick it backwards but assumed it had to go forward. Quarterbacks all the time are getting hit then throw the ball last second...its real easy to kick a ball on either foot away from a tackler an inch..

[Tennis13]

Originally Posted by cardinalcollector

How do you throw away a trash can?

I have always taken satisfaction in the fact that my trash bags come in a box that ends up being thrown away in one of those trash bags.

[CobbSpikedMe]

Why do we drive on the Parkway and park in the driveway?

[irv]

Originally Posted by CobbSpikedMe

Why do we drive on the Parkway and park in the driveway?

Why are the benches where people sit called stands?

[MarcosCards]

Why do people sit at the very end of church pews - and make you climb over them in order for you to sit in the pew. I sometimes make a point to sit right next to them - our bodies almost touching.

[The-Cardfather]

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss?" Shouldn't it be called a "near hit?"

Why do we say that an alarm clock "goes off" when it begins ringing?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[dabigyankeeman]

Coming from Brooklyn, the last generation or so used to pronounce the "OY" sound as "UR', and reversed it and pronounced the "UR" sound as "OY", so if WAITE HOYT GOT HURT, a person from Brooklyn back then would say WAITE HURT GOT HOYT!!!!!!!