Good Lawyer joke!

[jerrys]

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down a street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred-dollar bill. Who gets it?
A:?

[Michael B]

Originally Posted by jerrys

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down a street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred-dollar bill. Who gets it?
A:?

The old drunk. The others are figments of the imagination!!!

[Mark17]

Two lawyers are shipwrecked and alone on a desert island. A raft floats onto the beach with the most beautiful woman they'd ever seen on it, and she's naked and unconscious. They look at her for a minute and one lawyer finally says, "Should we screw her?"

The other lawyer looks at him like he's crazy and says, "Out of what??"

[clydepepper]

What do you call a lawyer thrown out of an airplane?






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[Peter_Spaeth]

Originally Posted by clydepepper

What do you call a lawyer thrown out of an airplane?






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I have heard that one but it's for many lawyers and the answer is skeet.

[clydepepper]

Originally Posted by Peter_Spaeth

I have heard that one but it's for many lawyers and the answer is skeet.

I had Air Pollution, but I like your answer better.

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[jerrys]

Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.

[jerrys]

Originally Posted by Michael B

The old drunk. The others are figments of the imagination!!!

Right or -

The old drunk, of course. The other three are mythical characters.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick?
A: A tick drops off you when you die.

Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish.

Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.