Fun topic: New guy hazing

[Enfuego]

Every time I would deploy overseas, my partner and I would come up with ingenious ways to send everyone home with a bang. Example, 1 week before our group was scheduled to fly home, we went to our dining facility and I asked a friend to bake me a cake as a go away gift for our mechanics. So whole he was working the cake, I ninja'ed my way to our Aid Station and asked a battle buddy for a bottle of laxative and a 12 gauge needle. So after about 2 hours, we checked on the cake and once it was done, we injected about a half bottle of laxative and gave the cake to our mechanics...to find out that the following day the maintenance section was shut down because there was no one who could spend a solid 30 min on a vehicle without rushing to he bathroom was priceless.

Eventually we ended up confessing and got beat up about it, it was our way of sending our brothers and sisters in arms home with a bang!

[Koufax32fan]

Maybe the best hazing ever was that one time that someone convinced someone else to post on a public forum a thread questioning the hall of fame credentials of one of the greatest and most beloved baseball players of all time.

[KCRfan1]

That's funny Zach!

Really enjoying the stories, and it's been a great way to begin my day! Always good to laugh!!!

You are spot on Mike Koufax32fan!

[PowderedH2O]

When I was in the Air Force we did things all the time to new guys. I remember one time we were rewiring a harness inside of a plane and I ran out of the tubing that the wires went into. I "called" the tool crib and found out that they were out, so I told my newbie that the tool crib was out and that he would have to get into his car and drive to the base hospital, because they had some there. I wrote down what we needed and off he went. About 30 minutes later I got a call from the nurses at the OB/Gyn. They were laughing hysterically, but they told me that they weren't going to be able to fill my order for 60 feet of fallopian tubing.