2999 - Provoke Me - I Dare You

[Eric72]

Originally Posted by frankbmd

I have reached the point at which baseball cards no longer interest me. I piled them all on the front yard, and am about to set fire to the whole damn collection. If nothing else, it will keep the local brats OFF MY LAWN!

A few other things I am parting with are nuggets of knowledge about myself:

1. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

2. The moon landing in '69 was fake. I know because I filmed it in my basement.

3. Unicorns are real. I have two of them in a secure stable near Area 51.

4. The Monster Number thread was set up as a secret data collection endeavor, sponsored by some tech company whose corporate name is also a verb.

5. I personally saw Babe Ruth's called shot, the 1919 World Series, Ty Cobb's first game, and King Kelly's last game.

6. My Medical Degree IS real. The correspondence school said so.

That's all for now. Be on the lookout for my 3,000th post, in which I will discuss quantum physics, macroeconomics, and ice cream.

- Frankie (goes to Hollywood)

Damn, Frank. I never would have guessed. You like ice cream, too?

[ALR-bishop]

Please ship any response here...

[darwinbulldog]

I hear Frank cast the deciding vote for Burkett on the 1946 Old Timers Committee.

[Rookiemonster]

Frank are you a boob man or a butt man ?

Ps congrats on the milestone

[edjs]

Frank,

I will take a much different tactic to get your 3000th post to come out. When I first joined this board, you were one of the first people to reach out to me, and help me learn about collecting. I have bought many T206 cards from your BST offers, you are always reasonably priced, and offer nice cards for the money. You have taught me prices, fair competition, and helped me develop my eye for a good card that is under graded. I won one of your contests and you sent me a free Zeenut card that I still treasure to this day. I enjoy reading your posts, I enjoy your friendly banter with some of the other board members. You are always available to share your knowledge of cards, and a major asset to this board with your many contributions. So I want to say one thing to you, Dr. Frank. Thank you.