Any questions for Toad Ramsey? Possible Ouija board session tomorrow night.

[baztacula]

After a few minutes of inactivity, the Ouija Board burst to life with responses from Thomas Ramsey on Monday evening. The mystical correspondence left little doubt that Mr. Ramsey was happy to hear from his 21st Century fans, as there was an undeniable feeling of loneliness being conveyed by Mr. Ramsey during the session. Highlights included:

1) Mr. Ramsey prefers to be called Tom and not 'Toad'. We didn't get the impression that he liked the nickname.
2) He does indeed claim to be the inventor of the knuckleball.
3) He follows modern baseball and has enjoyed its evolution.
4) He seemed to be impressed with the hitting of Miguel Cabrera.
5) He was less impressed with the recent pitching exploits of Justin Verlander.
6) He denies ever drinking three entire Toad Ramsey cocktails in a single day.
7) He didn't deny alcohol consumption, however. He said he drank to help ease emotional pain.
8) He loved the ladies, boasting to have taken 37 lovers during his time on Earth.
9) He spoke of fathering a child named Peter in 1886.
10) He would appreciate future Earthly communications as he is not in the company of family members in the spirit world.