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"Corners so sharp you could do a vasectomy on a mosquito." I can live without that one, even if true.
Also, "Best eva? Hellz yeah!" Runners up are "gnarly" and "bitchin'" Bootylicious is okay depending on the context including pop report. And anything that insults my intelligence. Which is everything. Though I did get a good chuckle out of Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. Oh, and any auction descriptions spoken in a fake cockney accent. Oh, and "the." Tired of that word. Oh, I'm sure it's a great language an all and they're fine upstanding people, but I don't speak Mandarin. Last time, I thought I bid on a 1956 Topps partial set and ended up getting a plate of butter. And what's with the background Muzak on the auction sites these days? When I'm trying to bid, I really can live without the symphonic version of U Can't Touch This. Oh yeah, and actually put the item in a box or envelope. Don't just place a stamp and write the mailing address on the cabinet card. Or at the very least do it on the back. Twice that's happened this year. Last edited by drcy; 03-19-2015 at 11:16 AM. |
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Or descriptions you may never see
"overgraded piece of cardboard that makes you want to upchuck at a price that only a loving mother would consider paying....."
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"The scary thing about David is, when you get to know him, you realize he isn't trying to be funny."
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One major auction house "creatively" used "Hand Cut" instead of "Trimmed" for some Rice-Stix cards.
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As someone who wrote auction lots for years, I will tell you it is not the easiest thing to get exactly right. If your description is too long, you bore the bidder and he is likely to glaze over it. If it's too short, you may not be creating the kind of excitement you might want. If you use too many superlatives and call every lot spectacular, you strain the credibility of your audience. But if you lowkey it too much, you kind of piss off the consignor, especially if the lot doesn't do as well as you hoped.
So it's really an art, and it takes practice to get it right. I think the number one thing every bidder wants to know is the specifics of condition. Most of the stuff around that description is fluff...but a little fluff is probably okay. |
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