Introducing WTF Auctions

[wonkaticket]

Will your reserves have hidden reserves?

[Exhibitman]

Originally Posted by wonkaticket

Will your reserves have hidden reserves?

We prefer to call them "double secret reserves." A little-known codicil of our auction rules gives us practically unlimited power in times of auction closings.

[glenv]

What's the phone # for bidding? I assume it's a 900 number so you make money off each call...

[marvymelvin]

So, as a newcomer, please disclose a list of all of the auction houses past and present that are similar to said parody, with name and specific concerns.

I am sure there are some of you that wouldn't make such a public statement, but it also seems that there are many of you who don't G.A.S....and will comply with my request.

[4815162342]

Originally Posted by marvymelvin

So, as a newcomer, please disclose a list of all of the auction houses past and present that are similar to said parody, with name and specific concerns.

I am sure there are some of you that wouldn't make such a public statement, but it also seems that there are many of you who don't G.A.S....and will comply with my request.

This is a parody?! Then who did I just send my consignment to?!

[wonkaticket]

Originally Posted by Exhibitman

We prefer to call them "double secret reserves." A little-known codicil of our auction rules gives us practically unlimited power in times of auction closings.

Good stuff Adam, I assume in addition to having a Credit Card on file to bid, will you also need work schedules, alarm codes and safe combos on file?

[HRBAKER]

Will you be using a thermonuclear scanner?

[CW]

Good one, Adam!

You could also add....

Here at WTF Auctions we take pride in utilizing the latest in state of the art technology scanners, as well as the printing process used for our catalogs. You can ensure that your consigned items will be displayed in full color with detail and clarity, and, as a winning bidder, you will be sure to think, "WTF?!" when you open your package and see your winning items for the first time!

[CW]

Originally Posted by HRBAKER

Will you be using a thermonuclear scanner?

Ha! Too funny... I was actually throwing together the image for the above post when you made this comment. Good timing!