Sportscard/memorabilia-themed cruise?

[ullmandds]

that'd just be weird...no thanks! talk about the worlds largest sausage fest...let alone on a boat.

[scooter729]

There is a cruise each year which isn't solely dedicated to Red Sox fans, but is billed as a Red Sox cruise. They have events each day with former players. I've never been, but it sounds like the closest thing to what you're referring to.

[calvindog]

Originally Posted by ullmandds

that'd just be weird...no thanks! Talk about the worlds largest sausage fest...let alone on a boat.

lol

[scooter729]

You'd need another version of the old SNL spoof commercial, with Chris Farley and Adam Sandler at the pool, doing a beer ad for Schmitt's Fat.

[frankbmd]

Originally Posted by ullmandds

that'd just be weird...no thanks! talk about the worlds largest sausage fest...let alone on a boat.

"Card Overboard" would elicit a greater response than "Man Overboard"

[4815162342]

I saw an ad on TV recently for a Weekly Standard cruise. I like the Weekly Standard and all, but a cruise?! but I digress...

An NSCC cruise would be interesting. How would you deal with getting ripped off in international waters? I can see international postal inspectors on speed boats riding up alongside the cruise ship and coming aboard like pirates.

[Brian Van Horn]

Salt air and salt water around collectibles. Uh, I think I will pass.

[Shoeless Moe]

It would be a great idea, if it wasn't such a bad idea.

[wonkaticket]

Finally Levi in a banana hammock and top hat by the pool.

Or we could do a baseball card club hedonism and swap cards and wives just spitballing here feel free to chime in.

[Brian Van Horn]

No wife here. I don't know if that would be considered an advantage in this swap meet.

[Deertick]

Originally Posted by ullmandds

that'd just be weird...no thanks! talk about the worlds largest sausage fest...let alone on a boat.

"In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
"

[frankbmd]

Highlights from Theme Cruise Itinerary

1) Ports of Call: Cabinet Cay, Bay of Bambino, Larrupin Lagoon

2) Crackfest Seafood Luncheon featuring Maine Lobster, Stone crabs and PSA slabs.

3) Happy hour at the Old Judges Saloon (4-7PM) daily featuring bottomless bowls of Cracker Jacks served by topless “Hooters” as appetizers.

4) Every afternoon on the Lido Deck join the “Hooters” in their Wet Shirt Transfer contest.

5) Belly Dancing Legend “The Pearl from La Fatima” performs nightly in the Hall of Mame.

6) Nightly Horror Films on the Poop Deck in the outdoor Field of Screams.

7) Stage shows nightly including “Batter Up” starring the Play Ball Girls

8) Technical hands on grading seminar with the Play Ball Girls and the Hooters.

9) Limbo with Leon from midnight 'til dawn in Vintage Stargazers Lounge.

Cruise on, my friends