Ed Roush bat question

[Runscott]

I generally sell decent stuff, even if it's outside of my area of expertise. Any time I roam too far from baseball I am always certain to get spiteful (but entertaining) ebay messages. The most surprising were from angry violin experts who didn't like the angles of my photographs or the areas I had chosen to measure - Really sarcastic 'up on a pedestal' type stuff. Same thing for pool cues - people would get very angry when I wouldn't give microscopic measurements for odd areas of a $20 pool cue. But the book nuts are the worst - the best was: "Don't they make boxes in Georgia?"

The violin emails were so baffling that I decided to keep it and learn how to play the violin - thanks nutty ebayers.

[drcy]

If I recall correctly, your response to the violin critic was "If you don't like the angle of my photos, you're probably not going to like the angle of my boot up your ass either. Give me the address to your mother's basement and I'll meet you at your home."

I usually respond to rude ebayers by saying "You obviously don't know what I do for a living" and let them nervously ponder whether I might work for IRS or Mossad.