Classic Net54baseball lines

[Eric72]

Thread: "Did my first crack and resubmit"

I can easily understand how this could happen. When my wife wakes up in the morning, she's a "2". By the time she's done getting ready to leave the house, she's a "5".

I'll most likely never be seen from again after this post so good luck with your collections.

[digdugdig]

Originally Posted by Eric72

Thread: "Did my first crack and resubmit"

I can easily understand how this could happen. When my wife wakes up in the morning, she's a "2". By the time she's done getting ready to leave the house, she's a "5".

I'll most likely never be seen from again after this post so good luck with your collections.

I think I've told everyone I know that one!!

[Wymers Auction]

I do not remember who posted the reply but the thread asked what do you collect other than cards. The reply was "ex-wives".

[sbfinley]

Not entirely sure if it was this board or another, but someone once started a thread wanting to purchase any and all Yogi Berra cards. Someone posted that they had a Berk Ross if the OP was interested. OP responded "No thanks. Only interested in Berra cards."

[Eric72]

Originally Posted by sbfinley

Not entirely sure if it was this board or another, but someone once started a thread wanting to purchase any and all Yogi Berra cards. Someone posted that they had a Berk Ross if the OP was interested. OP responded "No thanks. Only interested in Berra cards."

Sounds like something Yogi himself would have said...priceless

[Steve D]

Originally Posted by sbfinley

Not entirely sure if it was this board or another, but someone once started a thread wanting to purchase any and all Yogi Berra cards. Someone posted that they had a Berk Ross if the OP was interested. OP responded "No thanks. Only interested in Berra cards."

I remember that one well. It was over on the CU boards. But it's probably in the Top 3 of all-time classic lines over there.

Steve

[travrosty]

paraphrasing someone

I am better than 98% of you guys and it shows.

[calvindog]

"Severely undergraded!"

"I delete all emails immediately, especially the ones which are evidence of you lying. And then I delete my deleted files. And then I throw out my computer. But you can trust me not to lie about creases and scarcity of cards I'm selling."

[T206Collector]

"Remember, the Monster wants you to quit. Don't listen to it."

I wrote this first, but never get any credit for it!

[Tobacco&Gum]

There's a member here (whose name escapes me) with the signature...."Blue collar guy, Red Hindu dreams".

I've always liked that line.