Holy Smokes Honus Wagner card....what is this card?

[AMBST95]

This is one of the craziest diatribes I've read. I had to stop halfway through. I made it to the "queen of baseball cards". Scrolled, read FBI facial recognition, and scrolled again. Hilarious.

Thanks for sharing.

[Matthew H]

Wow, that thing has had three offers... I sure hope it wasn't you adrian

Even if it was proven to be Honus, I can't see it selling for anywhere near that much coin.

[e107collector]

I've seen a few pictures of a young Honus Wagner, and that does not resemble him on that card, in my opinion.

Tony

[Jlighter]

Originally Posted by Matthew H

Wow, that thing has had three offers... I sure hope it wasn't you adrian

Even if it was proven to be Honus, I can't see it selling for anywhere near that much coin.

Mine was one of them. Offered 5 bucks.

It was promptly declined.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Jlighter

Mine was one of them. Offered 5 bucks.

It was promptly declined.

Your'e lucky it was declined, I doubt it's worth that much.

[Sean]

By the way, wasn't Pittsburgh spelled without the "H" back in the 1890s?

[scooter729]

It says at the bottom of the listing that it was "Posted with the eBay Android app".

You mean to tell me he typed all that with a PHONE and not a computer??? I hate writing more than a sentence from my phone!

[Jlighter]

Originally Posted by Sean

Your'e lucky it was declined, I doubt it's worth that much.

I knew he wasn't going to accept it. Thought he might give me a kurt remark or some absurd counter offer.

Unfortunately he did not.

[Brendan]

Originally Posted by Jlighter

Mine was one of them. Offered 5 bucks.

It was promptly declined.

It must have been because he had already received a higher offer.

[auggiedoggy]

Originally Posted by AMBST95

This is one of the craziest diatribes I've read. I had to stop halfway through. I made it to the "queen of baseball cards". Scrolled, read FBI facial recognition, and scrolled again. Hilarious.

Thanks for sharing.

You actually got halfway through?

You're a better man than I, sir!

[drc]

If the card doesn't he can sell the description in book form.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by drc

if the card doesn't he can sell the description in book form.

lol

[Peter_Spaeth]

Tolstoy, he isnt.

[arc2q]

This is staggering. When the description is copied to Word it is 37 pages long and the word count is 11,373.

[Bocabirdman]

Originally Posted by arc2q

This is staggering. When the description is copied to Word it is 37 pages long and the word count is 11,373.

See? He is only asking $21 a word.

[drc]

A very quick summary of the entire auction is: It's not Honus Wagner.

[Runscott]

I don't think I've ever met someone in real life who is capable of typing something like this cdv's description. What do such people look like? How do they behave if you see them sitting in a coffee shop?

I'm once again baffled by humanity.

[EvilKing00]

omg longest listing i ever seen, didnt make it through the the 1st few lines.

[Peter_Spaeth]

Random excerpt.

••••••• Even in Pennsylvania today & over a 100 years later ,••••••••••
..............in many small towns,there are just as many Bars.
..............as there are Churches .
There are sometimes as many as ( 10 churches ) and there are at least (10 bars )
or more in many small towns still in Pennsylvania today.

[drc]

My dad said growing up in Minneapolis there was a church and a bar on every block.

[Bored5000]

Originally Posted by Peter_Spaeth

Random excerpt.

••••••• Even in Pennsylvania today & over a 100 years later ,••••••••••
..............in many small towns,there are just as many Bars.
..............as there are Churches .
There are sometimes as many as ( 10 churches ) and there are at least (10 bars )
or more in many small towns still in Pennsylvania today.

I feel cheated. I live in a Pennsylvania small town, and it doesn't have anything close to 10 bars... or 10 churches, for that matter.

[deadballfreaK]

Originally Posted by Peter_Spaeth

Random excerpt.

••••••• Even in Pennsylvania today & over a 100 years later ,••••••••••
..............in many small towns,there are just as many Bars.
..............as there are Churches .
There are sometimes as many as ( 10 churches ) and there are at least (10 bars )
or more in many small towns still in Pennsylvania today.

Well, there ya go! It's obviously genuine based on the church/bar per town ratio.

[thisisradioclash]

I think I saw that item description written on a bathroom wall somewhere...

[Runscott]

If you ever want to hear an imbecile posing as a wise sage, send this guy an email. It will make you cringe.

[uffda51]

Free shipping!!!

But five minutes of my life I'll never get back after trying to skim
his diatribe . . .

[Jlighter]

This has to be a joke.

He raised the price to 1,000,000.

Dollars, not even Pesos.

[Brendan]

I submitted an offer for $20, expecting it to get autodelinced. However, it was not. He does offer free shipping, so I improvised a solution, just in case he accepts it.

[auggiedoggy]

Originally Posted by Brendan

I submitted an offer for $20, expecting it to get autodelinced. However, it was not. He does offer free shipping, so I improvised a solution, just in case he accepts it.

Is the offer currently in "pending" status yours?

[auggiedoggy]

There are now 8 offers. There are even two offers from the same bidder. Hopefully they are all joke offers. I'd put in an offer of $6.50 but I don't want to lose my good standing with eBay for taunting a seller.

[npa589]

Originally Posted by thisisradioclash

I think I saw that item description written on a bathroom wall somewhere...

I sure hope Seabass wasn't in there...

.

[tschock]

Somehow while skimming the ebay description, "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy" came to mind....

[Wymers Auction]

Originally Posted by AMBST95

This is one of the craziest diatribes I've read. I had to stop halfway through. I made it to the "queen of baseball cards". Scrolled, read FBI facial recognition, and scrolled again. Hilarious.

Thanks for sharing.

Just looking at the length of the description made to too tired to read any of it.