You bet your life we want your Lajoies

[Rob D.]

As Karl Marx said on You Bet Your Wife: "Say the secret word and win $100."

In this case we'll let you in on the secret: It's Nap Lajoie. And if you have some rare ones to sell, it'll net(54) you more than an Alexander Hamilton.

Let us know what you have, and if you hit the Marx, we'll make an offer.

Remember our manifesto (though we don't want to Harpo on it): Satisfaction guaranteed; you won't be Grouchy.

Please write in ultra-high-grade supreme confidence.

(Note: We're not interested in postwar cards with Gummo stains.)

[Peter_Spaeth]

Oh stop the monkey business, will you? Go to the National and order room service. You'll feel like you're at the circus.

[calvindog]

Wow, a Gummo reference. You don't really hear too much about Gummo and Zeppo these days.

[Rob D.]

You know who you never hear about anymore? Salmon P. Marx.

[Jim VB]

Wow. Tough room to work.

[Tom S.]

Originally Posted by Peter_Spaeth

Oh stop the monkey business, will you? Go to the National and order room service.

I hear the duck soup in Baltimore is to die for...

[Peter_Spaeth]

Originally Posted by Tom S.

I hear the duck soup in Baltimore is to die for...

Especially after a day at the races or a night at the opera there. To find the restaurant, go west at the big store.

[barrysloate]

You guys are a bunch of Cocoanuts (their first film).

[pete zouras]

I have an e94 green lajoie that you said you might be interested in trading for a weak back.

[Scott T]

Originally Posted by Tom S.

I hear the duck soup in Baltimore is to die for...

...especially with some Animal Crackers on the side.