Worst Ballplayer Names?

[birdman42]

Some time ago we had a thread about the best player names/nicknames. Might be fun to go the other way: worst or most unfortunate names. This came to mind after looking through Jim's fabulous album of T210s and seeing Mr. Clunk.

So...my nomination for all-time most unfortunate name is
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Clyde Kluttz (though he actually had a .980 FA as a catcher)

Bill

[Jim VB]

Certainly not pre-war, but J.J. Putz comes to mind.

[JP]

Rusty Kuntz?

[Robextend]

JP, you stole my thunder...I don't know how it gets worse than Rusty Kuntz.

The Mets 3rd base coach last year had a really odd name - Razor Shines.

[Orioles1954]

Ugly Dickshot

[hoot-owl]

Dick Pole of the early 1960s Red Sox

Dick Felt of the early 1960s Boston Patriots

Dick Trickle of Nascar fame

I mean what were their parents thinking?

[nebboy]

Woody Held
Clyde Kluttz
Dusty Rhodes
Van Lingle Mungo ( it doesnt even sound like a name of a person)
Harry Chiti
Lu Blue
Ethan Allen
and George Whasington

a list of major league nicenames - just look them up
Bow Wow Arft
Whammy Douglas
Buttermilk Dowd
Turkeyfoot Brower
Ding-a-Ling Clay
Whoops Creeden
Crunchy Cronin
Daffy Dean
Peacefuly valley Deizer
Pea Soup Dumont
Sleth Fleming
Inch Gleich
Bootnose Hofmann
Raw Meat Rogers
Beauty MGowen
Pretzels Pezzullo
Pid Purdy
Icicle Reeder
Lady Baldwin
Red Bird
Mule Shirley
Peak-a-Boo Veach
Chicken Wolf
Bunny Brief
Oyster Burns
(((all names from The Great American Baseball Card Flipping, Tradding and Bubble Gum Book))) by Fred C Harris and Brendan C Boyd Has anyone ever read this book?