Introducing WTF Auctions

[Exhibitman]

Allow me to introduce WTF Auctions, the auction house where the first and last thought for buyers and sellers alike will be "WTF?".

Whilst others may dabble in the field we aim to be the most profitable auction house extant. The unparalleled mystique surrounding our hobby will forever drive the card market that has emerged as one of America’s foremost collecting and investment angles, AND WE WANT TO CASH IN.

Others try to hide their pasts, but not those of us at WTF Auctions. We proudly hire formerly incarcerated persons to handle the finances [your credit cards always welcome in our files!] and we are especially proud of our policy of hiring only persons with intellectual disabilities for our customer service and shipping departments. WTF Auctions feels it is imperative to hire persons with English as a second language; we believe in giving back to the community at large. They answer all of our phones. Our web site will truly leave you thinking "WTF". We have retained the finest programmers from the night shift in India to prepare our site for a true WTF experience.

Finally, a word on trust. "Trust" should be a four-letter word. Whilst other auctioneers make empty promises and hollow representations as to their integrity, we at WTF believe in calling a spade a spade: we want to make money, not friends. We can and do reserve the right to own any of the material being sold, set secret hidden reserves, permit our employees and executives to bid in the auction, provide inaccurate descriptions, make undisclosed restorations to the material, and/or intentionally not disclose any conflicts of interest. You make your bids, you take your risks, and you say WTF. That's the WTF promise!

Please do not hesitate to contact us; operators are standing by at 555-OU812.

God Bless,

The WTF Group

PS: a parody, not a real advertisement, just in case anyone was confused.

[ZachS]

When I saw the name I was thinking "please let this be legit".

WTF?!

[team-of-rivals]

OMFG, GTFO, was my first thought! Followed by a little LMFAO!

[drcy]

You forgot to add "1% of profits go to charity."

There were a few acronym snickers when the new company Global Authentication Inc. first came out.

Reminds me of the lines from BBC sit com 'Red Dwarf': "I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? My own personal preference is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."

[wonkaticket]

Classic!!!!!

[4815162342]

As a potential consignor, will your software automatically adjust the bidding up to the max/reserve or will I have to do that manually?

[drcy]

Originally Posted by 4815162342

As a potential consignor, will your software automatically adjust the bidding up to the max/reserve or will I have to do that manually?

Funny, but scarily reality-based.

"You have to do it manually. But we provide free coffee to consignors."

[SMPEP]

Great. Another auction house password and login id that I need to keep track of.

Ugh.

[Deertick]

Originally Posted by drcy

Funny, but scarily reality-based.

"You have to do it manually. But we provide free coffee to consignors."

Don't need coffee. Now lube on the other hand....

[byrone]

Originally Posted by drcy

You forgot to add "1% of profits go to charity."

There were a few acronym snickers when the new company Global Authentication Inc. first came out.

Reminds me of the lines from BBC sit com 'Red Dwarf': "I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? My own personal preference is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."

Our local community college was to be named after Samuel Holland, an important local historical figure. But the thought of the initials for "Samuel Holland Institute of Technology" came to bear, and it was decided that just "Holland College" was the better choice.

[Bocabirdman]

Originally Posted by byrone

Our local community college was to be named after Samuel Holland, an important local historical figure. But the thought of the initials for "Samuel Holland Institute of Technology" came to bear, and it was decided that just "Holland College" was the better choice.

Here in the Florida produce world the is/was a Bulls Hit Farms with ambiguous spacing on the artwork on their packaging. I am not sure if they are still in business as they had an actual slavery law suit go against them a few years ago. It is the most recent such case. It was an extreme Tennessee Ernie Ford Company Store situation. The workers would work a week and be further in debt than the week before. I could be wrong but I think they even tried to pay the migrants in scrip.

I could not find a case label but here is a shot of their roadside barn

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[BengoughingForAwhile]

Great news!!! By the way, how many hobby references will I need to allow me to bid???

[Mountaineer]

Be sure to send me a catalog

[buymycards]

Are you hiring for your shipping department? As a P.o.s.t.al. worker, I can guarantee that a large % of your shipments will be lost, damaged, delayed, or misdelivered. I can throw a 10 pound package nearly 30 feet, and I don't have a problem totally ignoring complaints.

Please send me an application as soon as possible by email.

Rick