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Reginald Marsh · #1 05-12-2010, 05:28 AM

I got a phone call last night in regards to a post on here. Nice to see that back biting and booger flicking are alive here on Highschool54. I'm sure Leon is having a get together later and you guys can have like this giant fart contest and tell each other how great it smells and how cool one another is .

Jewish-collector · #2 05-12-2010, 05:53 AM

Welcome back !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGFwGwV1lZc

Peter_Spaeth · #3 05-12-2010, 07:10 AM

Alan have you retired the beer chug emoticon?

Leon · #4 05-12-2010, 07:12 AM

Welcome back and good bye. I really, really wish all of my decisions were this easy.

Bicem · #5 05-12-2010, 07:43 AM

I miss him already.

botn · #6 05-12-2010, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Peter_Spaeth

Alan have you retired the beer chug emoticon?

Maybe because there is no Net 54 dinner at the National this year. But wasn't it a beer cheers and not a beer chug?

jmk59 · #7 05-12-2010, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Bicem

I miss him already.

Jeff - HAH! Best laugh of the day so far.

Leon - Thank you. In all seriousness.

J

Leon · #8 05-12-2010, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jmk59

Jeff - HAH! Best laugh of the day so far.

Leon - Thank you. In all seriousness.

J

J- I knew this would break your heart.

barrysloate · #9 05-12-2010, 08:25 AM

Net54 Rule of Thumb:

Bad posters drive away good posters.

Leon · #10 05-12-2010, 08:40 AM

bad poster......

barrysloate · #11 05-12-2010, 08:43 AM

sando69 · #12 05-12-2010, 11:35 AM

i hereby confess to being the most pathetic net54 member, since i am unaware of who this is...
when you can't keep track of the players, perhaps it's time to purchase a program!
now... how do i get invited to the giant fart contest?

Exhibitman · #13 05-12-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Leon

Welcome back and good bye.

Now that's funny!

JP · #14 05-12-2010, 12:00 PM

Mark,

Don't worry. You aren't missing out. You can read about his sexism and other attributes in the archive.

The giant fart contest is open to all
members. You should come...it's a GAS!

calvindog · #15 05-12-2010, 12:42 PM

"Will somebody answer the phone! Some ass keeps calling!"

Ladder7 · #16 05-12-2010, 12:42 PM

Marshall stole my milk money!.. I miss the American chop suey with the canned green beans... Except for the forced busing, it was a great time.

Southie, 1904

Rob D. · #17 05-12-2010, 12:43 PM

I just read a really good book: Under the bleachers by Seymour Butts.

Jim VB · #18 05-12-2010, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sando69

i hereby confess to being the most pathetic net54 member, since i am unaware of who this is...
when you can't keep track of the players, perhaps it's time to purchase a program!
now... how do i get invited to the giant fart contest?

Mark,

It's probably just the screen name you don't recognize, because, surely, you know Marshall Barkman III very well!

You have probably played a round or two of golf with him. (You lost.) You probably have 2 or 3 of his CD's playing in your car as we speak. (You may not like them, but your wife is in love and your kids are banging their heads.) You have probably bid against him in many auctions, if not cards, then antiques. (Sorry. Again, you lost. He always gets his item.)

If you now remember him and wish to catch up on old times, head to The National in August. He'll be the guy at the bar with the hot girl, check that, many hot girls, in fact, all the hot girls. (Joann not included.)

Exhibitman · #19 05-12-2010, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim VB

Mark,

It's probably just the screen name you don't recognize, because, surely, you know Marshall Barkman III very well!

You have probably played a round or two of golf with him. (You lost.) You probably have 2 or 3 of his CD's playing in your car as we speak. (You may not like them, but your wife is in love and your kids are banging their heads.) You have probably bid against him in many auctions, if not cards, then antiques. (Sorry. Again, you lost. He always gets his item.)

If you now remember him and wish to catch up on old times, head to The National in August. He'll be the guy at the bar with the hot girl, check that, many hot girls, in fact, all the hot girls. (Joann not included.)

Sounds like Chuck Norris...

Matt · #20 05-12-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Exhibitman

Sounds like Chuck Norris...

Funny - reading that I was thinking to myself that it sounded like Barry Sloate.

batsballsbases · #21 05-12-2010, 03:47 PM

Matt,
With comments like that I think Barry is feeling mighty studly right now.

Anyone have an extra 2 by 4 laying around.

Matt · #22 05-12-2010, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by batsballsbases

Matt,
With comments like that I think Barry is feeling mighty studly right now.

That somehow assumes he doesn't feel studly all the time, or as he calls it, feeling like Barry Sloate.

Al C.risafulli · #23 05-12-2010, 04:32 PM

You mean Barry Goat.

-Al

barrysloate · #24 05-12-2010, 04:35 PM

Oy gevalt!

mayx2 · #25 05-12-2010, 05:02 PM

You look good in your new uniform Leon..But I thought you were taller! Lou

calvindog · #26 05-12-2010, 05:06 PM

Barry Goat! Admit it, the guy was damn funny.

Leon · #27 05-12-2010, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mayx2

You look good in your new uniform Leon..But I thought you were taller! Lou

Thanks Lou. I think that was a Wonka creation quite a while ago.
The fatter I get the shorter I look!!

batsballsbases · #28 05-12-2010, 05:44 PM

Al ,
Thats right Barry Goat. I had forgotten all about that! I still laugh inside remembering that post!

Thanks Al made my day with that little chuckle!
Barry Goat! Baah!

barrysloate · #29 05-12-2010, 06:05 PM

I didn't get along with Marshall, and I didn't get along with Joe. Well, you can't win them all.

Peter_Spaeth · #30 05-12-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by barrysloate

I didn't get along with Marshall, and I didn't get along with Joe. Well, you can't win them all.

Sometimes it's hard to get along with people who relentlessly attack you.

barrysloate · #31 05-12-2010, 06:23 PM

Agreed...of course I wasn't bashful about getting a few of my own shots in.

calvindog · #32 05-12-2010, 06:36 PM

Marshall made me laugh harder than I have ever laughed from anything I've read on Net 54.

One was the Barry Goat references. I don't know why but it just struck me as damn funny. The other was when he posted this picture of Peter S and wrote the following:

"In regards to Peter Spade. Bro i cannot tell if that is your face or did your neck throw up. You remind me of some weasel corporate attorney on board Judge Smails boat getting ready for his yacht cristening. Uhhhhh......oh Margie doll please pass the grey poupon.......thanks my love....."

Granted, the humor was literally from third grade but I think that's why it struck me as so funny.

ElCabron · #33 05-13-2010, 03:07 AM

I'd been wanting to change my screen name because it became obsolete and was no longer ironic without Sir Marshall around.

And now that it suddenly becomes relevant again....WHAM! Banishment!

Alas, out of context and with no sense of irony or sarcasm, I shall continue the bringing of the noize.

-Ryan

kcohen · #34 05-13-2010, 07:38 AM

"Bro i cannot tell if that is your face or did your neck throw up."

Thanks for bringing that one back to memory. It's making laugh as hard now as the first time. I actually went around trying to use that as a gratuitous cheap shot on some of my friends for a while.

calvindog · #35 05-13-2010, 09:29 AM

Seriously, is that brilliant humor or what? Every time I read that line I laugh.

DICKTOWLE · #36 05-13-2010, 11:03 AM

Peter, you make this comment about attacking people-- wow

slidekellyslide · #37 05-13-2010, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by calvindog

Seriously, is that brilliant humor or what? Every time I read that line I laugh.

Before we go anointing Marshall as a comic deity you should know that he stole that line from a professional wrestler.

calvindog · #38 05-13-2010, 11:57 AM

Had to be Freddy Blassie, right?

Robextend · #39 05-13-2010, 12:03 PM

Sounds like Bobby "The Brain" Heenan to me...

slidekellyslide · #40 05-13-2010, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by calvindog

Had to be Freddy Blassie, right?

Close...it was Jerry Lawler who like Freddy Blassie was a friend of the late, great Andy Kaufman.

kcohen · #41 05-13-2010, 01:08 PM

OK. Maybe it's not original to him but he used it beautifully. He had some hilarious moments.

calvindog · #42 05-13-2010, 01:25 PM

Agreed. I think it was the juxtaposition of Peter's picture next to the words...as if he was just sitting there, watching Marshall as he said it...unable to respond..and the look on his face...I dunno, but it was just hilarious.

Peter_Spaeth · #43 05-13-2010, 01:34 PM

Juxtapose THIS.

Peter_Spaeth · #44 05-13-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DICKTOWLE

Peter, you make this comment about attacking people-- wow

Actually Dick all I did was to ask you on the REA thread after you advertised your services if you took out creases, and you declined to answer. Was that an attack?

oldjudge · #45 05-13-2010, 02:19 PM

Peter-Calling him Dick sounds so confrontational. Perhaps if you had referred to him as Richard............

Steve D · #46 05-13-2010, 02:34 PM

Seeing this.....

Made me think of this.....

Steve

HRBAKER · #47 05-13-2010, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by oldjudge

Peter-Calling him Dick sounds so confrontational. Perhaps if you had referred to him as Richard............

Perhaps the question was so tough he threw in the towle.