Highschool54...
 

I got a phone call last night in regards to a post on here. Nice to see that back biting and booger flicking are alive here on Highschool54. I'm sure Leon is having a get together later and you guys can have like this giant fart contest and tell each other how great it smells and how cool one another is .

Welcome back !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGFwGwV1lZc

Alan have you retired the beer chug emoticon? ;)

welcome back
 

Welcome back and good bye. I really, really wish all of my decisions were this easy.

I miss him already.

Maybe because there is no Net 54 dinner at the National this year. But wasn't it a beer cheers and not a beer chug?

Jeff - HAH! Best laugh of the day so far.

Leon - Thank you. In all seriousness.

J

Hey J
 

J- I knew this would break your heart. :)

Net54 Rule of Thumb:

Bad posters drive away good posters.

my take
 

bad poster......

:)

reginald marsh...?
 

i hereby confess to being the most pathetic net54 member, since i am unaware of who this is...
when you can't keep track of the players, perhaps it's time to purchase a program!
now... how do i get invited to the giant fart contest?

Now that's funny!

Mark,

Don't worry. You aren't missing out. You can read about his sexism and other attributes in the archive.

The giant fart contest is open to all
members. You should come...it's a GAS! ;)

"Will somebody answer the phone! Some ass keeps calling!"

Lets see your high school
 

Marshall stole my milk money!.. I miss the American chop suey with the canned green beans... Except for the forced busing, it was a great time.



Southie, 1904
http://www.usgwarchives.org/ma/suffo...rds/sboshs.jpg

I just read a really good book: Under the bleachers by Seymour Butts.

Mark,

It's probably just the screen name you don't recognize, because, surely, you know Marshall Barkman III very well!

You have probably played a round or two of golf with him. (You lost.) You probably have 2 or 3 of his CD's playing in your car as we speak. (You may not like them, but your wife is in love and your kids are banging their heads.) You have probably bid against him in many auctions, if not cards, then antiques. (Sorry. Again, you lost. He always gets his item.)

If you now remember him and wish to catch up on old times, head to The National in August. He'll be the guy at the bar with the hot girl, check that, many hot girls, in fact, all the hot girls. (Joann not included.)

Sounds like Chuck Norris...

Funny - reading that I was thinking to myself that it sounded like Barry Sloate.

highschool drop out
 

Matt,
With comments like that I think Barry is feeling mighty studly right now.;);)
Anyone have an extra 2 by 4 laying around.:D:D

That somehow assumes he doesn't feel studly all the time, or as he calls it, feeling like Barry Sloate.

You mean Barry Goat.

-Al

Oy gevalt!;)

You look good in your new uniform Leon..But I thought you were taller! Lou

Barry Goat! Admit it, the guy was damn funny.

thanks
 

Thanks Lou. I think that was a Wonka creation quite a while ago.
The fatter I get the shorter I look!!

High School
 

Al ,
Thats right Barry Goat. I had forgotten all about that! I still laugh inside remembering that post!:D:D:D Thanks Al made my day with that little chuckle!
Barry Goat! Baah!

I didn't get along with Marshall, and I didn't get along with Joe. Well, you can't win them all.:(

Sometimes it's hard to get along with people who relentlessly attack you.

Agreed...of course I wasn't bashful about getting a few of my own shots in.

Marshall's greatest hits
 

Marshall made me laugh harder than I have ever laughed from anything I've read on Net 54.

One was the Barry Goat references. I don't know why but it just struck me as damn funny. The other was when he posted this picture of Peter S and wrote the following:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/calvindog/4602819898/" title="Peter by calvindog65, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4602819898_0bb2db3980_o.jpg" width="158" height="158" alt="Peter" /></a>

"In regards to Peter Spade. Bro i cannot tell if that is your face or did your neck throw up. You remind me of some weasel corporate attorney on board Judge Smails boat getting ready for his yacht cristening. Uhhhhh......oh Margie doll please pass the grey poupon.......thanks my love....."

Granted, the humor was literally from third grade but I think that's why it struck me as so funny.

Noizelessness
 

I'd been wanting to change my screen name because it became obsolete and was no longer ironic without Sir Marshall around.

And now that it suddenly becomes relevant again....WHAM! Banishment!

Alas, out of context and with no sense of irony or sarcasm, I shall continue the bringing of the noize.

-Ryan

"Bro i cannot tell if that is your face or did your neck throw up."

Thanks for bringing that one back to memory. It's making laugh as hard now as the first time. I actually went around trying to use that as a gratuitous cheap shot on some of my friends for a while.

Seriously, is that brilliant humor or what? Every time I read that line I laugh.

Peter, you make this comment about attacking people-- wow

Before we go anointing Marshall as a comic deity you should know that he stole that line from a professional wrestler.

Had to be Freddy Blassie, right?

The Brain
 

Sounds like Bobby "The Brain" Heenan to me...

Close...it was Jerry Lawler who like Freddy Blassie was a friend of the late, great Andy Kaufman.

OK. Maybe it's not original to him but he used it beautifully. He had some hilarious moments.

Agreed. I think it was the juxtaposition of Peter's picture next to the words...as if he was just sitting there, watching Marshall as he said it...unable to respond..and the look on his face...I dunno, but it was just hilarious.

Juxtapose THIS.

Actually Dick all I did was to ask you on the REA thread after you advertised your services if you took out creases, and you declined to answer. Was that an attack?

Peter-Calling him Dick sounds so confrontational. Perhaps if you had referred to him as Richard............

Seeing this.....

http://www.net54baseball.com/attachm...1&d=1273675217

Made me think of this.....

http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/117/9...ucKnybPNj6.jpg


:D
Steve

Perhaps the question was so tough he threw in the towle.