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Originally Posted by White Borders
Yeah, right. Leon swarmed by women? Nobody's gonna believe THAT!
Edited to let everyone know this is my last post ... just got a PM from Leon that I'm getting banned for not believing that he get's swarmed by women!
Best Regards,
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Hey Leon ! holy shit ! quick turn around and look behind you ! o'bama has both hands in your pockets while he's getting a foot massage from a kinda ugly lookin thai hooker !
OK Now that i have oh so cleverly distracted the great Leon, time is of the essence.. come hither my fellow peasant/forum slaves and type the secret code to access and view the following message below which i have written in the secret invisible forum slave text on ancient self destructing digital papyrus paper so we can keep it on the down/low and fly well below our peasant/forum owners radar to bid farewell to the now banned Craig and at all costs avoid vaporization..
Craig,.
can't say i didn't see that coming, i'll give u this, u got balls man. good thing u didn't get vaporized.. whew.. i'll take a banning over vaporization any day. Where u gettin banned to ? hopefully just the peasant/forum slave dungeon and not the dreaded peasant/forum owners hot & sweaty hard labor factory.. aka "the secret sexy breeding facility" which no man has ever returned from. This is a wild guess but i take it u didn't get the underground peasant/forum slave memo that was goin around forever about just humoring him... pretty sure everyone knows what the dealio is there.. i just can't believe ur not vaporized rite now from that post.. thank goodness.. hopefully it's a dungeon banning u got which ain't so bad.. i break in there a couple nites a week cuz honestly it's the best party in town, some crazy shit goes down there late nite and a good time is had by all thanks to willy's moonshine. u can't miss him, 90 sumthin year old guy who's been chained by the neck to the wall at the end of d block/cave for like 50 years or so. he has two lazy eyes and can't see shit out of either, the biggest buck teeth i have ever seen, and something that appears to be a third testicle growing on the side of his forhead. Even tho he can't see for shit he can sense when someone is staring and he gets all self concious about it, he's pretty cool tho and makes kickass moonshine. I once asked why he was doin time and he started twitchin furiously and then exposed his terrets syndrome. I asked around but no one knows why he's there so don't bother asking unless ur lookin for a cheap laugh.. i nearly pissed myself when he had the terrets fit...
We are all prayin to the forum gods your destiny does not lie within the forsaken walls of the factory. Less is known of the secret sexy breeding facility than is even known of the production of T206's. If your fate is so written, all i can offer in the lines of advice is: if the soap hits the floor just leave it and finish showerin soapless.. it is rumored that when vintage sports cards are horny they don't take no for an answer so please be careful. Hopefully i'll se ya next thursday for happy hour in the dungeon, if so around 2 am i'll disguise my voice to pretend i'm a cop which makes him nervous as hell and then make him give a sobriety test so u can see him try to follow my finger with 2 lazy eyes.. it seriously never gets old.. We will all be waitin on the outside for ya buddy, hang in there !
This ancient digital paprus paper will self destruct in 3.. 2.. 1.. pooofff