Anyone know “David B Vintage” cards?

[4k6]

Several years ago, I was hiking through the woods alone when I heard a load rustling and branches snapping. I turned to see a very large black bear charging straight at me. Then seemingly out of nowhere some guy appeared, wrestled the bear to the ground, then yelled "Get outta here!". The bear ran away. Disoriented and still frightened, I saw the guy raise one fist in the air and levitate. As he flew off over the treetops, I noticed he was wearing a cape embroidered with "David B Vintage". Probably the same guy.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by 4k6

Several years ago, I was hiking through the woods alone when I heard a load rustling and branches snapping. I turned to see a very large black bear charging straight at me. Then seemingly out of nowhere some guy appeared, wrestled the bear to the ground, then yelled "Get outta here!". The bear ran away. Disoriented and still frightened, I saw the guy raise one fist in the air and levitate. As he flew off over the treetops, I noticed he was wearing a cape embroidered with "David B Vintage". Probably the same guy.

I nominate this post as POST OF THE YEAR 2021. POTY2021 nominee. Please tag your nominations with POTY2021.

[Yoda]

David is a long-time dealer with whom I have had many successful and pleasant transactions over several years. You can deal with confidence. Wish there were more like him.

[gabrinus]

As some of you know I have had some problems with my pet chimp Gary...I sent him to stay with David in North Carolina for a week and the transformation has been miraculous...

[JollyElm]

Sorry, but I've heard of buyers having totally different experiences with this seller...

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"David B Vintage says hello, you rat...okay, leave the gun, take the cards."

[Hankphenom]

Originally Posted by JollyElm

Sorry, but I've heard of buyers having totally different experiences with this seller...

Sorry, but I'd rather hear from them than you.

[JollyElm]

And the winner for the most pathetic post in net54 history is...

Originally Posted by Hankphenom

Sorry, but I'd rather hear from them than you.

Why don't you tell us, Hanky Boy, what the problem is, huh? Did you not understand that my reworking of the world famous 'The Godfather' 'take the cannoli' scene was an effort to add a little bit more humor (playing off the guy who hysterically compared David B to a caped superhero) to the thread? Surely, you saw the huge-ass smiley face emoji I put in my post to let mental midgets like you know it was all in good fun, right??

I guess the funniest thing about all of this is, for someone who lives a completely humorless life, you're nothing but a fucki_ng clown. (See how easy it is to randomly insult someone, dipsh_t?)