The Net 54 100

[sox1903wschamp]

Post #100! A tribute to the this train wreck of a thread which actually has righted itself somewhat with talk of Seinfeld. And although I have not dealt with John/Wonka, it's good to see him back photo shopping. I think the last time he was around was in the Reggie/Reginald Marsh aka Marshall Barkman days? Or was it when he was busting the beak of that T-206 museum guy.....

Thanks Fubar Post #101

[barrysloate]

I actually like "The Pony Remark", but it is not as popular as some of the other classic ones.

[Brian Weisner]

Who thinks an immigrant is going to have a Pony....

Be well Brian


PS The "Bet" is good.... "George" sleeps well throughout the episode....

[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by slidekellyslide

What's the name of the episode where Kramer re-creates the Merv Griffen show in his living room? That one's in my top 5.

The title of that episode actually is The Merv Griffin Show. Season 9, episode 6.

[Rob D.]

I think The Chinese Woman is underrated.

George's mom yelling, "I was duped!" is one my favorite lines (and one quoted in the Dewolf household on almost a daily basis).

[barrysloate]

"The rines are crossed."

Okay, here's a tough Seinfeld trivia question, which I sent to Bruce Babcock:

Name three different Seinfeld episodes that mention kasha (you can just name the scene)?

[Brian Weisner]

...Hi Rob,
Donna Chang.... was an imposter....the whole thing is ridiculous....
Be well Brian

PS I'm hungry.... anybody want some Kenny Rogers chicken....

[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by barrysloate

"The rines are crossed."

Okay, here's a tough Seinfeld trivia question, which I sent to Bruce Babcock:

Name three different Seinfeld episodes that mention kasha (you can just name the scene)?

1. The scene where George's dad is getting in bed with George at the end of the day.

2. The "cigar store Indian" episode (Jerry and Elaine discussing the various smells of the Costanza household).

Gotta think about No. 3.

[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by Brian Weisner

...Hi Rob,
Donna Chang.... was an imposter....the whole thing is ridiculous....
Be well Brian

PS I'm hungry.... anybody want some Kenny Rogers chicken....

Did you just say ridicurous?

[brickyardkennedy]

I think there was one with George in bed and Jerry Stiller offered him kasha?

OK, Rob beat me. : )

[Brian Weisner]

Hi Rob,
I tried.... But spellcheck wouldn't let me.... It's all Barry's fault...

Be well Brian


PS We smokem peace pipe......

[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by Rob D.

1. The scene where George's dad is getting in bed with George at the end of the day.

2. The "cigar store Indian" episode (Jerry and Elaine discussing the various smells of the Costanza household).

Gotta think about No. 3.

Barry,

Does the rabbi offer Elaine some Kasha when she's admitting to him she's jealous of George getting married? (I know he mentions Snackwells.)

[Abravefan11]

Serenity Now is a great episode.

Kramer puts up a screen door. Anytown USA

George sells computers for his dad with Lloyd.

Elaine is a shiksa.

Jerry cries. "What is this salty discharge?"

[Ladder7]

Episode with the line, "I didn't think there were any cool guys in the neighborhood."

[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by Brian Weisner

Hi Rob,
I tried.... But spellcheck wouldn't let me.... It's all Barry's fault...

Be well Brian


PS We smokem peace pipe......

Kramer riding by in the cab while doing a war yell out the window. An LOL moment each time I see it.

[barrysloate]

You got two. Here they are:

1) George and Elaine decide the Costanza's house smells like kasha and dandruff (it's a potpourri).
2) Frank and George sleep in the same bed and Frank eats a bowl of kasha (he can't use the folding bed because Poppy peed on it).
3) Elaine visits Rabbi Kirschbaum and he asks her if she would like some kasha varnischkes.

Rob got the third while I was typing.

[Brian Weisner]

Coffee table.... TV guide.....

[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by Ladder7

Episode with the line, "I didn't think there were any cool guys in the neighborhood."

That's the cigar store Indian episode. Actually Kasha is mentioned twice in that one, I believe. Once by Jerry and Elaine, and again by the woman from the antiques store.

[Rob D.]

Since this thread is so off-track anyway, I'll add this:

A couple weeks ago I was up at 5 a.m. on Sunday doing work, and I turned on an old Law & Order episode on TNT. This was one from the Ben Stone days. Included among the supporting characters were the actors who played Crazy Joe Davola and Mr Kruger.

What a way to start the week.

[barrysloate]

I think she does notice the kasha smell in the house too...that's when George serves her prune juice. He can't find the keys to the liquor cabinet.

Who are the two characters in Seinfeld named Barry?

[barrysloate]

Crazy Joe Davola was a very underrated character...he was always playing it way over the top. I always loved his parody of John Wilkes Booth when he jumped onto the stage of Jerry's pilot.

And Mr. Kruger is a veteran TV actor. He's been around awhile. They didn't do a whole lot of work at Kruger Smoothing and Sanding.

[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by barrysloate

I think she does notice the kasha smell in the house too...that's when George serves her prune juice. He can't find the keys to the liquor cabinet.

Who are the two characters in Seinfeld named Barry?

Jerry's sniffing account was named Barry, right?

[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by barrysloate

I think she does notice the kasha smell in the house too...that's when George serves her prune juice. He can't find the keys to the liquor cabinet.

Who are the two characters in Seinfeld named Barry?

Duh, Barry the chimp.

[barrysloate]

Barry the sniffing accountant is correct.

And of course Barry the Chimp. According to Kramer: "he started it."

[dennis]

we think (the breadth and depth of) this thread has been hijacked!

[Brian Weisner]

Yep.... And how about the dude who needs hair due to his fake Cancer???
Be well Brian



What was the dudes name with the Hockey tickets.... DEVILS.....

[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by Brian Weisner

What was the dudes name with the Hockey tickets.... DEVILS.....

Alec Berg, right? (One of the writer's names in real life.)

[Brian Weisner]

Holy Crap.... I thought this thread was on the top 100 Seinfeld moments...
Am I wrong.....? Be well Brian


PS They are REAL and they are spectacular....

[barrysloate]

Alec Berg...Alec Berg...sounds like a John Huston name.

It was very common to use the names of actual people. When Jerry shares a plane with the drunk who claims he has bells palsey, and Jerry has to take care of his dog Farfel, that character's name is Gavin Polone. The real Gavin Polone was a producer on both Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. In fact there are probably dozens of characters on the show whose last name is taken from somebody who worked behind the scenes.

[vintagewhitesox]

Originally Posted by Rob D.

That's the cigar store Indian episode. Actually Kasha is mentioned twice in that one, I believe. Once by Jerry and Elaine, and again by the woman from the antiques store.

"Is that kasha I smell?"
"It's a potpurri."

The episode where Kramer works at Branch and Leland, and where George dates the model is classic.
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let you go."
"I don't even work here."
"That's what makes this so difficult."

[barrysloate]

Kramer: You know this is my busiest time of the year.
Jerry: It's only your third day!

[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by vintagewhitesox

"Is that kasha I smell?"
"It's a potpurri."

The episode where Kramer works at Branch and Leland, and where George dates the model is classic.
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let you go."
"I don't even work here."
"That's what makes this so difficult."

"You KNOW this is my busy time of the year!"

[calvindog]

Originally Posted by Rob D.

That's the cigar store Indian episode. Actually Kasha is mentioned twice in that one, I believe. Once by Jerry and Elaine, and again by the woman from the antiques store.

Yes, the woman comes to visit George at his parents' house, thinking that it is his; she sniffs the house and says, "Mmmm..what's that smell? Kasha?"

Might be the funniest Seinfeld line ever.

[barrysloate]

Have we even mentioned:

"Moors...Moops...Moors...Moops...Moors...Moops!

[Leon]

Originally Posted by wonkaticket

That about 3 mins...that's Showtime At The Apollo level...nothing to be proud of..LOL 2 mins were on Leon alone...he's just got such great legs I had to take it all in...ahhh

However it took me 15 mins to find the thread with the pictures...search feature quickest way to shut Wonka down...

Yes, Wonka....those legs...and that bulging wallet. How can I ever forget? That's some great stuff.

[TheBig6]

George and the Frogger machine was funny episode.
Barry, What were the 2 guys names that Kramer got to help him move it.
Funny stuff

[Ladder7]

Snoopy and Prickly Pete?

[tothrk]

The episode where Newman & Kramer get rid of the barking dog. The cops arrive at Newman's and he says, "What took ya so long?"
Newman was a great character.
The opposite was a good episode.

[sox1903wschamp]

Originally Posted by tothrk

The episode where Newman & Kramer get rid of the barking dog. The cops arrive at Newman's and he says, "What took ya so long?"

Classic and right at the top of my favorite episodes.

[tbob]

My first Wonka moment, I'm honored

[Jim VB]

Would you guys stop hijacking this important thread!

[vintagewhitesox]

Originally Posted by TheBig6

George and the Frogger machine was funny episode.
Barry, What were the 2 guys names that Kramer got to help him move it.
Funny stuff

I think one guy was Slippery Pete, that's one of the things he and Kramer argued about.
He also called the electrical outlet "holes."

[danc]

Man, look what I basically started, even though these things tend to always flow in the direction of Seinfeld chatter when the masses are disapproving in the thread topic. "Elaine, he's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo!"

I had more time to think about it, and adjusted my list as I believe the episode entitled "Reservations" (I think that's what it's called) where Jerry's car is stolen and he calls his own cell phone.

Also, thanks Steve for the vendor box question. Didn't realize they came in that form.

DanC

[Robextend]

I can't believe I missed this thread because I had to spend quality time with my g/f.

Did anyone mention the Bizzaro World episode? Kevin, Gene and Feldman!! And of course their Bizarro mailman Farkas.

How about the Jewish Singles episode? Frank relives his experience as a chef in the Korean War..."They were just boys".....hilarious

[Robextend]

Originally Posted by TheBig6

George and the Frogger machine was funny episode.
Barry, What were the 2 guys names that Kramer got to help him move it.
Funny stuff

Slippery Pete and Moshe

[Robextend]

Originally Posted by Ladder7

Snoopy and Prickly Pete?

I think that was the episode where Jerry stole a Marble Rye for George....

[sox1903wschamp]

Originally Posted by Jim VB

Would you guys stop hijacking this important thread!

Ha and true. But what I can't figure out is if the "group" will be a) upset that this thread is completly hijacked or b) thrilled that they started yet another epic train wreck thread. Probably both

[Kawika]

Bruce would have been a great character on Seinfeld.

[Howe’s Hunter]

I've only tried to watch Sienfeld twice, and both times it turne out to be the episode where Elaine is in a steam bath and falls in to a woman Jerry is dating and decides the breasts are real. Never made it to the end of the episode either time.

Only tried to watch "The Office" once, and found it nothing like "Office Space" and never tried again.

[wonkaticket]

For Brian Weisner cause I know my boy be lovin some Hindus.

As for Seinfeld all of you are way off....I have one word for you....

"Beefaroni"