MVSNYC's Official Thread About Nothing

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Posted By: barrysloate

Tom- that Leon character on CYE was a riot.

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Posted By: MVSNYC

that's a great clip of Curb...

do you have any Krazy Eyes Killa?


edited to add: ...just want to make sure you guys appreciate how F#$kin funny Wonka's post is Re: "Boy Butter"...

if you don't, please scroll up and think about it...

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Posted By: MVSNYC

"i don't have a big ego...i just really love how great i am."

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Posted By: Ed Ivey

How could there have been a Flintstones Christmas episode? I mean, it was BC and all.

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Posted By: Bob Pomilla

Johnny Roseboro played a detective on Dragnet.

That's "just the facts, M'am."

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Posted By: Brad

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Posted By: John

MMMMMM MMMM Good stuff, you guys wait until I get back to command central then we can really load up nothing fast....LOL

Mike great thread, cant wait to throw some nothing up soon.

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Posted By: MVSNYC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

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Posted By: Ed Ivey

Brett Favre didn't impress me with his acting in "Something about Mary".
What next for him? As if he needs the money.

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Posted By: Jeff Lichtman

Mike, that might be the greatest 7 mins ever on a movie screen.

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Posted By: MVSNYC

jeff- i have never seen the movie...2 months ago my best friend, who is currently applying to the top business schools, told me to watch this clip...he said there are so many life lessons in those 7 minutes...

i couldn't agree more.

makes you want to grab life by the b*lls.

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Posted By: leon

I am with Jeff on that movie clip. One of the best I have seen. (rated R for language). As someone who has been in straight commission sales for over 14 yrs I can safely say that is what it's all about!! Coffee is for Closers.......

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Posted By: Jeff Lichtman

That coffee line is very funny. I have not had a cup of coffee in 25 years and I always make fun of lawyers during a trial who trudge in with a big cup of coffee before the day starts. Usually I tell them that coffee is for cowards...

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Posted By: MVSNYC

he (alec baldwin) could have picked on anyone in their and said "sitting in chairs is for closers only"...he just wanted to make the point crystal clear that they were all LOSERS...and a loser will always be a loser...

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Posted By: John

Mike;

It's not always about closing sometimes you have to dress for success!

Leon, if I buy you the outfit will you wear it to the national especially if we all toss in $20 towards your show purchases??

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Posted By: John

Mike;

Jeff is right about coffee I agree, I'm so glad Jeff got over his troubled past I would hate to see this scandal come back to haunt him!



Next dinner you should get Jeff to sign your VHS copy Mike, you know the one that’s always stuck on play when I come over to pick you up for the NY dinners.

Also until recently I didn’t know that the video had sponsors…

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Posted By: leon

I'll have to think about that proposal......

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Posted By: MVSNYC

john- you truly have a god-given talent...

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Posted By: paulstratton

...can one of you "whales" please win the date with Scarlett Johansson that's on ebay? I'd trade Jim B's E93 Matty straight up, but that might not be enough.

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Posted By: MVSNYC

http://tinyurl.com/yshtaz

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Posted By: Bill

Well today I tried to install a water pick, but the wife picked up the wrong one a piece of garbage. The deverter valve broke...being made of plastic. I told her " bring it back ,and let me pick the next one". Also cleaned the Cats **** box, and started my Spring cleaning of the yard.

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Posted By: MVSNYC

bill- sounds more productive than my day...i laid around all day nursing a hang-over, watching bret michael's rock of love marathon on VH1...

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Posted By: MVSNYC

www.chucknorrisfacts.com


-Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

-The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

-Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

-Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Posted By: Jeff Lichtman

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

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Posted By: paulstratton

Client #9

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Posted By: howard

"I don't know whether to sign him to the Dodgers or send him to Viet Nam"

Leo Durocher on "The Munsters" after Herman destroys the field during a tryout.

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Posted By: MVSNYC

chuck norris is client # 1

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Posted By: paulstratton

lol Mike...I was wondering who clients 1-8 were.

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Posted By: Dwight

Does the BB brand offer something other than churn style? Just curious. Had not heard that about Chuck. Thanks.

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Posted By: barrysloate

Well I just put on the news and now I get Paul's reference to client #9...this story is simply appalling. I guess the honor system doesn't make it as far as Albany.

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Posted By: MVSNYC

dwight- good question, maybe Wonka can answer this for us...

i do believe he said they also make a "chunky" version with pellets...

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Posted By: MVSNYC

Barry- this is why i really do not get too wrapped-up in politics...they are ALL sleazy.

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Posted By: Jeff Lichtman

Barry, as a criminal defense attorney who had to deal with Spitzer's office, I'd be lying if I said I'm not laughing my ass off over this one; his sanctimony was off the charts. I truly feel for the guy's wife and daughters as they are the only true victims here.

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Posted By: barrysloate

They are the victims, and he is an idiot. He should be put in the pillory in Times Square. I've got a few rotten tomatoes to toss at him.

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Posted By: howard

Believe it or not, Boy Butter is a real product. I knew the guy who came up w/BB when he was first marketing it. He was a tenant of ours and went to the same gym as I did. From what I hear it is selling quite well now.

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Posted By: paulstratton

The definition of hypocrisy. At least he paid up for quality...too bad for him they don't charge by the minute.

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Posted By: dennis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZWfDtNRvA4

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Posted By: Jim VB

I don't know if this is true or not, but the way I hear it, Spitzer used to just pick up his hookers on the streets (like most good New Yorkers) but...

He began monitoring this board (probably to keep an eye on Lichtman). He became enthralled by the gospel of the Dorskind Group. He saw opportunity where others did not. He decided to pay more for the finest quality available. Whilst this was going on, the FBI was listening.


Thank God they caught him before he started taking out his own full page "want" ads.

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Posted By: Jeff Lichtman

Jim, good analysis. Unfortunately, Spitzer got me in the end. Because of his boorish behavior, I am required to wake up early tomorrow morning to do repetitive interviews about him. He's such a selfish bastard that he is now costing me my sleep. He'll pay for it tomorrow morning, however.

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Posted By: Fred C

Now I get it - nothing from nothing leaves nothing (Billy Preston)

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Posted By: barrysloate

Fred- did you know that Billy Preston sang that song on the very first episode of Saturday Night Live (Oct 11, 1975)?

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Posted By: Fred C

I knew there was a reason I really liked that song... This is a wonderful thread (about everything)!

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Posted By: Paul S

I finally got up the nerve to look inside this thread. YOU LIARS! This is not at all about nothing!

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Posted By: Steve Murray

I open up this thread for the first time and get a recording????

Anyone else?

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Posted By: paulstratton

That Curb clip starts playing every time I open this thread. Someone make it stop...

Jeff,

How 'bout a summary of your Spitzer crushing interviews?

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Posted By: leon

There was some kind of auto play feature going on with that video......I wiped out that particular video so it won't happen anymore. If Tom N wants to repost it there and have it where it won't auto play then that would be fine.....I think we need one of these threads every now and then....

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Posted By: Bob

Bidding is over 40 grand and all you get is a "meet and greet" with Scarlett Johansson?

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Posted By: Jeff Lichtman

Well, it has been a fun day -- I did WINS and WABC radio interviews in the morning, the Michael Reagan radio show tonight and some TV tomorrow including a Canadian show. Basically, I provided some background on Spitzer and what an incredibly judgmental and unforgiving prosecutor he was, who tried cases in the media in order to boost his career. I was especially disgusted that he made his poor wife attend the press conference with him yesterday. My feeling was that since he did this to himself -- and humiliated her by doing it -- the least he could have done was allow his wife to sit this one out. I did point out, however, that this is a man who is truly dedicated to the State of NY because, after all, he refused to sample the hookers of any other state when he traveled out of town and insisted that only NY product be provided to him.

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Posted By: barrysloate

His interstate trafficking of a hooker, breaking I don't know how many laws, was a classy move.

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Posted By: paulstratton

Bob,
Maybe Spitzer is bidding on the Scarlett Johansonn ebay auction?

Jeff,

Sounds like you had an enjoyable day. Paybacks are the best kind of fun.