Mr. Burns' Ringers

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Posted By: DD

Jodi,
I feel the exact opposite. South Park, the one time I watched it, along with seeing about a billion commercials for it on Comedy Central, seemed offensive just for the sake of wanting to be offensive.

Family Guy humor is a little more intellectual in my opinion. The songs that the writers (BTW, Seth McFarlane not only voices many of the characters, but can sing in their voice as well, which is supposedly difficult to do) come up with, the ridiculous interludes, such as Peter and the Giant Chicken, and appearances by greased up deaf guy, are very funny. Plus, any episode where Stewie is in the main plot is a riot.

Blast all who disagree with me. LOL

Barry,

Burns, shopping in the breakfast aisle.

Burns - Where are the Burns-O's?
Krusty - They don't have cereals for losers.
Burns - Close enough (as he picks up the box of Count Chocula)

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Posted By: Nick G

My name is Otto... and i like to get blotto

Patty: [Otto walks into the DMV and meets Patty, who holds a green pen in her right hand, and a red pen in the left] Hello, my name's Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do well, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?
Otto: Yeah, one: Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded.
Patty: [Drops green pen] I won't be needing this!

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Posted By: barrysloate

Nick- that's one of the funniest episodes. Otto loses his driver's license and goes to live with the Simpsons. He plays electric guitar all night in their garage. One of my favorites.

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Posted By: Eric B

One word.

Tomacco!

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Posted By: Jodi Birkholm

Ralph: "This tastes like Grandma!"
Chief Wiggum" "Yeeees, it DOES taste like Grandma!"

I LOVE how they've both tasted this person!

"Burns-O's"!!! I love that line! Thanks for reminding me! They don't replay that episode very often.

Hans Moleman: "I was saying 'Boo-urns'!"

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Posted By: barrysloate

Krusty: To all my friends out there, let me wish you a very Merry Christmas, a Happy Hannukah, a Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip top Tet, and a very solemn Ramadan.

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Posted By: Anthony S.

1) Evil Krusty the Clown Doll episode:

REPAIR MAN (as he flips a switch on the doll's back): "Well here's your problem, you had it turned to evil."



2) Simpson family sits at the dinner table. Grandpa stands up.

GRANDPA: "I'm going to use the outhouse."

Grandpa leaves.

HOMER: "We don't have an outhouse."
(beat)
"My tool shed!"

Homer jumps up and runs after Grandpa.

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Posted By: barrysloate

Evil Krusty is from one of the Halloween specials, which I feel have generated some of the show's most creative moments.

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Posted By: Jon Canfield

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

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Posted By: barrysloate

Burns: Smithers, who is that gastropod in Sector 7G?

Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, sir.

Episode where Homer balloons to 320 pounds so that he can work at home due to his self-induced obesity.

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Posted By: Jodi Birkholm

From the same episode:

Homer, upon dealing with a computer for the first time: "I think I'll have a Tab."

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Posted By: Jon Canfield

Another great sports episode:

Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't --
it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil
wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Marge: I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but
hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at Milhouse's teeth.