Holy Smokes Honus Wagner card....what is this card?

[npa589]

Originally Posted by thisisradioclash

I think I saw that item description written on a bathroom wall somewhere...

I sure hope Seabass wasn't in there...

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[tschock]

Somehow while skimming the ebay description, "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy" came to mind....

[Sean]

This guy sounds like what a dumb person thinks an intelligent person should sound like.

[T205Guy]

I hope he wasn't driving when he sent the text!

[Republicaninmass]

Originally Posted by Sean

This guy sounds like what a dumb person thinks an intelligent person should sound like.

[chipperhank44]

Originally Posted by Brendan

It may have been, but it isn't anymore. It was just declined.

I received this response to my message:

Hey ,thanks,..ill fix that..im always glad to make corrections..or make things easier..
Not sure how to ship..?

what do you suggest..?
so how would you ship it if it was yours..?

I seriously thought..buyer would come in person to inspect..etc.and pick up,..?
You obviously are a card deler shipping Thousands of cards..where i am just a researcher,..
and..dont worry,..about..the shipping details much.
I did mention..its up to the buyer..more than me..how they handle it..ebay..doesnt have a link button for that..you have to pick just one.
Thanks doc,



Did I mention this guy was a moron?

Oh, he made sure to fix it:


I fixed any Insurance confusion,..Buyers check or payment must..clear..in 5 days..then it will be sent..
Fully Insured...payed ...!
Anywhere....World..Wide..!
Thanks,for pointing that out.
God Bless, Doc.

Wait a minute guys, his name is Doc. And considering the length and insanity of the diatribe........could this be Doc from back to the future? I mean his seller ID is dr.timetravel!!!!! I watched Back to the Future and read the ebay description...... it appears there are unmistakable similarities between the speech patterns of BTTF Doc and the writings of ebay Doc.

And if this is indeed the same Doc, isn't it possible that he went back in time and stole this picture from Honus' mom and brought the "prince" and eventual "crown jewel" of baseball cards back.....to the future!!! Yes, he brought the card back to the future!

Bam, the card's totally legit, proved it.

[ctownboy]

You know you are on to something if you buy the card and go to pick it up in person and there is a Delorean parked in the driveway......

David

[t206fix]

Originally Posted by chipperhank44

Wait a minute guys, his name is Doc. And considering the length and insanity of the diatribe........could this be Doc from back to the future? I mean his seller ID is dr.timetravel!!!!! I watched Back to the Future and read the ebay description...... it appears there are unmistakable similarities between the speech patterns of BTTF Doc and the writings of ebay Doc.

And if this is indeed the same Doc, isn't it possible that he went back in time and stole this picture from Honus' mom and brought the "prince" and eventual "crown jewel" of baseball cards back.....to the future!!! Yes, he brought the card back to the future!

Bam, the card's totally legit, proved it.

You should send this to "Doc" through ebay so that he can add it to the description. It would make it sound more legitimate than what he has there now.

[pawpawdiv9]

Wait a minute, Doc... are you telling me that this sucker is NUCLEAR!?! (Real)

[travrosty]

Originally Posted by pawpawdiv9

Wait a minute, Doc... are you telling me that this sucker is NUCLEAR!?! (Real)

I believed that is pronounced nucular.

[Matthew H]

It's funny how many eBay scammers mention God somewhere in their description.

[chipperhank44]

Holy Smokes Marty!!! It's Honus Wagner!!

[pawpawdiv9]

Originally Posted by travrosty

I believed that is pronounced nucular.

WRONG ^^^
How about looking it up next time, instead of making a ass of yourself.
Its a movie quote in reference to the movie.

[cubsfan-budman]

Originally Posted by pawpawdiv9

WRONG ^^^
How about looking it up next time, instead of making a ass of yourself.
Its a movie quote in reference to the movie.

Good lord.

Hi pot, this is kettle...

He was quoting the Simpsons back at you.

[Jlighter]

Originally Posted by pawpawdiv9

WRONG ^^^
How about looking it up next time, instead of making a ass of yourself.
Its a movie quote in reference to the movie.

Watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoASZyihalc

[jgmp123]

I'll give him $.37 for the top loader....

[itjclarke]

Originally Posted by pawpawdiv9

WRONG ^^^
How about looking it up next time, instead of making a ass of yourself.
Its a movie quote in reference to the movie.

Ugh!! "Nucular" has been fingernails on a chalkboard to me since I was a kid. I'm a little worried now that GW has a library named after him that the "new-cue-lar" pronunciation will find it's way into the dictionaries somehow. Old W (dubble-ya) was one of the worst and public pronunciation criminals ever.

Not sure if Michael J got it right or not.. and don't feel like digging through VHS tapes to confirm

[travrosty]

Originally Posted by pawpawdiv9

WRONG ^^^
How about looking it up next time, instead of making a ass of yourself.
Its a movie quote in reference to the movie.

I was joking and we all got the joke except for you.

a$$ signing off!

[Wymers Auction]

Originally Posted by AMBST95

This is one of the craziest diatribes I've read. I had to stop halfway through. I made it to the "queen of baseball cards". Scrolled, read FBI facial recognition, and scrolled again. Hilarious.

Thanks for sharing.

Just looking at the length of the description made to too tired to read any of it.