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Posted By: S Gross

I broke my bat on Johnny's head.
Somebody snitched on me.
Hid a frog in siter's bed.
Somebody snitched on me.
Spilled some ink on Mommy's rug.
I made Tommy eat a bug.
Bought some gum with a penny slug.
Somebody snitched on me.

Put a tack on teacher's chair.
Somebody snitched on me.
Tied a knot in Suzy's hair.
Somebody snitched on me.
Did a dance on Mommy's plants.
Climb a tree and tore my pants.
Filled the sugar bowl with ants.
Somebody snitched on me.

Won't be seeing Santa Clause.
Somebody snitched on me.
Won't come visit me because.
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight.
Next year I'll be good, just wait.
I'd start now but it's too late.
Somebody snitched on me.

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas.
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Chrismas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

-- The Hellblinki Sextet

My only wish is to get this darn song out of my head .....


(((oh and an e77 Nelson/Wolgast)))