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I'm 58 years old and I had no idea what WAP was, so I Googled it. It's a song by Cardi B. I've taken the liberty of copying & pasting the lyrics below. "I said, certified freak Seven days a week Wet ass pussy Make that pull-out game weak, woo Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge Extra large and extra hard Put this pussy right in your face Swipe your nose like a credit card Hop on top, I wanna ride I do a kegel while it's inside Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes This pussy is wet, come take a dive Tie me up like I'm surprised Let's role play, I wear a disguise I want you to park that big Mack truck Right in this little garage Make it cream, make me scream Out in public, make a scene I don't cook, I don't clean But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy) Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me Quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me Talk your shit, bite your lip Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick) You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang He already made his mind up 'fore he came Now get your boots and your coat For this wet ass pussy He bought a phone just for pictures Of this wet ass pussy Pay my tuition just to kiss me On this wet ass pussy Now make it rain if you wanna See some wet ass pussy Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra With a hook in it, hope it lean over He got some money, then that's where I'm headed Pussy A1, just like his credit He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it I let him taste it, now he diabetic I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp I wanna gag, I wanna choke I want you to touch that little dangly dang That swang in the back of my throat My head game is fire, punani Dasani It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder Big D stand for big demeanor I could make you bust before I ever meet ya If it don't hang, then he can't bang You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?" When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name Ah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy Now from the top, make it drop That's some wet ass pussy Now get a bucket and a mop That's some wet ass pussy I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP That's some wet ass pussy Macaroni in a pot That's some wet ass pussy, uh (There's some whores in this house) (There's some whores in this house)" Source: LyricFind Songwriters: Austin J. Owens / Belcalis Almanzar / Frank Rodriguez / James III Foye / Jorden Thorpe / Megan J. Pete WAP lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC WONDERFUL. As a side note....... A couple of months ago, I watched Cardi B on TV in a public service announcement commercial. She had a very thick Hispanic accent that made her difficult to understand, so I Googled her to see where she was born. Imagine my surprise when I learned that she was born, and has lived, in the USA (Bronx, NY) her entire life. UNBELIEVABLE. Now, of course, I will be labeled as a racist by many for my view on this.
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