Did You Say The Feds Need A Vault

[frankbmd]

With the possibility of minting a one trillion dollar coin to somehow avert a default, the question of where to put it arises. Insiders report that Goldin Auctions and PWCC both have room in their vaults for the coin. Arrangements are hastily being made to put Ken and Brent in the octagon to determine which vault will house the coin. The UFC expects a PPV record in revenue for televising this event. Stay tuned for details of this rapidly developing story.

[Leon]

Maybe they have a tiny vault for only the trillion dollar coin, with tiny people guarding it.

I think they should leg wrestle!

and this thread needs some cards....not worthy of vault status


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[frankbmd]

Originally Posted by Leon

Maybe they have a tiny vault for only the trillion dollar coin, with tiny people guarding it.

I think they should leg wrestle!

and this thread needs some cards....not worthy of vault status


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Leon, Yellen has just been hired to referee the match. Seeing her in referee togs is worthy of a look or two.

[samosa4u]

Ken Goldin's ring entrance music will be like:

Ken Goldin ... Ken Goldin ... look at those cards that he's holdin'

He will be wearing gold-colored trunks and he'll throw money at the crowd.

When Brent comes out, he will be sitting in the Wiggles big red car.

The American national anthem will be performed by the beautiful, talented Betsy Huigens.

Brent will bite Ken's ear off half-way through the fight and get disqualified.

~The End~

And here is a card:

[frankbmd]

Originally Posted by samosa4u

Ken Goldin's ring entrance music will be like:

Ken Goldin ... Ken Goldin ... look at those cards that he's holdin'

He will be wearing gold-colored trunks and he'll throw money at the crowd.

When Brent comes out, he will be sitting in the Wiggles big red car.

The American national anthem will be performed by the beautiful, talented Betsy Huigens.

Brent will bite Ken's ear off half-way through the fight and get disqualified.

~The End~

And here is a card:

You’re not really going out on a limb with that forecast.