Classic Net54baseball lines

[Leon]

Hey Ya'll,
A couple board members and I were just discussing all time classic Net54baseball lines. Could be a fun thread. I think we need one....If some of these don't get you to smile then you need to have an attitude adjustment...Two recent ones that come to mind....


"I pay for my stuff 99% of the time."

"My eyes are better than a loupe"



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[Peter_Spaeth]

Guys, if Shoeless Joe Jackson didn't wear shoes, how did he avoid getting spiked?

[Wymers Auction]

I like the references to Jim Stinson's Pee rule for autographs.

[Rich Klein]

In which there was a threat to sue archives. Or was it a person threate4ning to sue themselves

Rich

[Leon]

Originally Posted by Rich Klein

In which there was a threat to sue archives. Or was it a person threate4ning to sue themselves

Rich

It was apropos in that it was the Bruces behind all of the dastardly deeds.

[sbfinley]

Please address your inquiry in strict confidence to

Bruce Dorskind

[Eric72]

Thread: "Did my first crack and resubmit"

I can easily understand how this could happen. When my wife wakes up in the morning, she's a "2". By the time she's done getting ready to leave the house, she's a "5".

I'll most likely never be seen from again after this post so good luck with your collections.

[digdugdig]

Originally Posted by Eric72

Thread: "Did my first crack and resubmit"

I can easily understand how this could happen. When my wife wakes up in the morning, she's a "2". By the time she's done getting ready to leave the house, she's a "5".

I'll most likely never be seen from again after this post so good luck with your collections.

I think I've told everyone I know that one!!

[Tobacco&Gum]

There's a member here (whose name escapes me) with the signature...."Blue collar guy, Red Hindu dreams".

I've always liked that line.

[CobbvLajoie1910]

Originally Posted by Peter_Spaeth

Guys, if Shoeless Joe Jackson didn't wear shoes, how did he avoid getting spiked?

This.

[atx840]

Originally Posted by we

We take our posts very seriously, and we believe that attributing a post to
someone else is a crime.

Archive please issue am immediate apology. We are prepared to take further action, if necessary

Bruce Dorskind

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"America's Toughest Want List"

[Eric72]

"What's your Monster number?"

[ullmandds]

"did anyone win the .....(insert auction item here)...pls contact me asap!"

which translates to either "I'm interested in 1 or more of the items in the lot and would you be interested in selling them to me

or

I spaced out and didn't bid enough...and now I realize I should have bid more...so pls sell said item to me...surely you don't really want it!"

[ullmandds]

Hey! First of all, I cannot believe I am actually posting. I got out of a 5 year relationship a few months ago, and there really hasn't been anyone since. So, I would like to meet some people and see what happens. I am told that I am pretty cute. I am short with curly brown hair. I am a bigger girl (not huge); don't know if that matters to you.

Uhhhhh...I mean...I...it has sharp corners and no creases....yeah!"

[Bocabirdman]

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[Peter_Spaeth]

Worth its weight in gold.

http://www.net54baseball.com/showthr...ghlight=spiked

[Julz24]

Never ending debates on the value of T206 printing scraps.

[aabram23]

"Tough common"

[CMIZ5290]

Originally Posted by aabram23

"Tough common"

This of course depends on who the actual common is. There are commons that sell for alot more money than "average populated commons."

[Deertick]

When is Heritage going to ship my item?

[CMIZ5290]

Originally Posted by Deertick

When is Heritage going to ship my item?

+1....been waiting a month, complete nonsense....

[Kawika]

How do you pronounce "Lajoie"?

[the 'stache]

"I pay for 100% of my stuff 99% of the time"



Right, EK?

[MMarvelli]

We wonder, where are all the super rare cards?