Set building strategies

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My fool proof strategy:

1. Open a bank account that wife doesn't know about
2.. Put a bunch of money in it approx. 150% more than what you think the set will cost.
3. Open a paypal account that draws on that account.
4. Rent a p.o. box
5. Buy cards from ebay, net54, cardshows, auction, etc and have them sent to the p.o. box.
6. Pick up shirts from the laundry, make sure shirts are folded not on hangers
7. Insert bought cards into the folded laundry
8. Walk into house with cards hidden in laundry box.
9. Extract cards and co-mingle with previously purchased cards so wife can't discern that there have been any new acquistions.