What keeps you collecting?

[Exhibitman]

What Jeff said...plus the friends I've made.

Besides, what else would I do with my free time and disposable income:

--Play golf? Run around with a bunch of middle-aged white men, chasing a little white ball in a park while dressed like a pimp...I'd rather have my teeth cleaned by a blind hygienist with a tremor.

--Work more? Uh, no thanks. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

--Buy more crap for the house? So I can not enjoy the new stuff while I am at work, just like I don't get to use everything I own now.

--Travel? The National has ruined that for me. After you've been to Baltimore and Cleveland in August, it's all a let-down from there.

--Work charitably for the betterment of my fellow man? Get real. I don't even like most people I know.

--Run for office? Hey, even a cynical, nasty, amoral, godless heathen like me has more self-respect than that.

Nope, I am a hopeless card addict without the means or inclination to break the cycle of collect and want more, collect and want more.