I told you so!

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Posted By: Josh

As a trainer of athletes I told the members of this board about a week ago that Bonds was on roids, now its a shock to everyone! Just listen to the man.

The forums personal trainer,
Josh

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Posted By: DJ

Is the sun going to come up tommorow morning?

Is water wet?



DJ

Plus, we are no closer to knowing anything today as we were two years ago. Bits and pieces here and there, but in the court of public opinion, this book is no revelation at all.

Plus, the sun will come out tommmorow (I'm sure) and water is still wet.

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Posted By: dennis

dj, don't leave me wondering!

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Posted By: Bottom of the Ninth

and this needed a new thread...why?

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Posted By: davidcycleback

There is such a thing as dried water. It's a powder and when heated it turns into water.

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Posted By: Anonymous

Dried water is ice. No, no ice is not wet...only the unfrozen part is. Or is dry water the space left after evaporation?? And then there is dry ice which is not water hence its name. Technically dry means without water, therefore ice is not dry....or does dry mean not wet....dehydrated means without water, and dry means not wet.

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Posted By: steve f

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same
room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wright

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Posted By: barrysloate

What was the joke he told that goes something like he put two things together and he went back in time? I do remember he put a new engine in his car and forgot to take the old one out. Can't remember the going back in time joke though.

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Posted By: steve f

Don't recall that one... "I went for a job interview at a fire hydrant factory. I didn't get the job because I showed up late -couldn't find a parking space anywhere near the place."

edit typo

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Posted By: Cat

"I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time."

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Posted By: barrysloate

I think that's it. I remember the microwave oven part, but was it instant coffee? Maybe he told a variation on the same theme. But I think you got it.

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Posted By: Dan Koteles

me likes Barry Bonds....I dont care who is on roids,
crack, whatever....really good player. He needs to be
left alone to play baseball.