How about an all-time jerks lineup?

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Posted By: DJ

Okay, this day has turned into 'List' day so here we go:

1B- Pete Rose (where do I begin?)
2B- Jeff Kent (porn mustache, lied about how he got injured)
SS- Kevin Elster (I can't remember why but he makes the list)
3B- Pedro Guerrero (O.J Simpson claims Pedro was doing blow with Nicole according on a 911 tape. OJ doesn't lie, does he?)
OF- Kevin Mitchell (killed a dog in cold blood)
OF- Barry Bonds (parade sized head, overall bad guy)
OF- Joey Belle (tried to run over tricker treaters)
OF- Willie Mays (ever meet this guy at a Card Show?)
DH- Mark McGwire (I'm not hear to talk about the past...)
P- Bob Feller (man I hate Bob Feller)
P- Kenny Rogers (added this weekend, not the singer)
P- John Rocker (satan's son comes in the form of this ass-clown)
P- Warren Spahn (when I was a kid, he made me tell him that he was the greatest pitcher ever and when I did, he told me he signed enough and told me to get lost)
P- Bobby Chinourd (piss poor Arizona Diamondbacks middle reliever who blew a six run league v. Colorado like five years ago. Had $50 on the Diamondbacks and in my mind, spent the money. That summer, he threatened his wife with a gun.)

edited to say: George Steinbrenner owns the team and the chair thrower was some guy named Cordero for Texas.