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02-09-2011, 02:20 PM
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I told this one a while back on the main board to little fanfare, so I'll try it again.
A man tries to sell a talking dog to a second man. The buyer is of course skeptical, so the seller offers a demonstration. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" The dog replies "ruff." The second man is not amused, and surely doesn't believe the dog can talk. The seller offers to try again: "what do you find on top of a house?" The dog replies "rooof." Now the second man is getting angry. "Do you think I'm that much of an idiot?" The seller offers one last try. He asks the dog "who is the greatest Yankee who ever lived?" The dog replies "roooth." The second man becomes irate and storms off. After he's gone, the dog turns to his owner and says: "So who was it then, DiMaggio?" Last edited by barrysloate; 02-09-2011 at 02:21 PM. 
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