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Posted By: JimB

"Oakland Times

Domestic dispute yesterday - Gretta Dimmagio flushed hubby Bernie Dimmagios' D304 with the rare "Weber's Bakery" back down the toilette. Bernie (in a fit of rage) then burned his home down with his wife supposedly sitting on the toilette. Amazingly, Gretta Dimmagio was found alive untouched by the fire, still sitting on the toilette making sure the rare card could not be retrieved. When asked why she did it, Gretta replied "My husband is addicted to baseball cards and spent way to much on the D304". Photo was taken just as the local police intervened."

Was it a flush? Or was she simply soaking it, which Bernie found to be utterly unethical?
JimB